crutch handle

When you kick a girl on her shin so hard she grabs onto your dick for support

I gave this fat chick a crutch handle and that’s how my dick is broken

by Penisface1999 January 10, 2018

Crutches

Painful torture devices that doctors might tell you to use if you have some sort of injury to your leg or foot or something. They are very annoying and get in the way, and they limit what you can do with your life until you are healed enough to happily ditch them in someone's basement.

Random person: *Sees injured person on crutches* Oh, they're probably faking their injury.
Injured person: NO, I AM NOT THESE THINGS ARE PAINFUL. YOU BREAK A BONE AND THEN TRY TO USE THESE AND TRY TO SURVIVE ONE WEEK.

by Rhinestone Medici April 16, 2018

crutch

Something that if a guy uses to get a girl, he's a douchebag.

Guy: My brother has had a hard time in life, so because I care about him, we should get together. Right?

Girl: Nope. Not on the same page. It seems you're using that as a crutch to get with me.

Guy: But I should get something for the pain I'm suffering, dammit!

(The girl slaps him and walks away.)

Guy: That was deserved. . .that was deserved.

by Ereck Flowers August 18, 2018

Crute

A cute crocodile

I was trying to say cute but instead crute came out between cute and crocodile.

by Lamashtu7 October 1, 2018

crutch class

A crutch class is a set of weapons or items in any competitive online game that when put together are overpowered.

Using the HAMR with FMJ and bouncing betties in black ops 2 is a crutch class.

by op gamr November 12, 2018

Crutz

Garbage or trash like, undesirable, gross

"what the fuck is this crutz?"

"Jenny looked pretty crutzy yesterday."
"I saw Erin crutzing around the bar the other night."

by AME88 May 29, 2019

cruts

best food ever😍😘🥰💪🏽
short for cruton
yummy😋

soph: cruts r soo good

cami: aight boobie i’ll getchu sum for ur bday

ashy: cruts are yummy

jaz:i luv cruts😍

by bigboobie795 October 23, 2019