crunchy cunt

the sound during sex that snap crackle and pop crunch

I was so deep in her the crunchy cunt was loud

by Tony macaroni October 9, 2018

Crunchy Nut Cornflakes

Yummy, addictive cereal made by Kellogs. They have ads like: "are you a crunchy nutter" and "get home, have some"

person 1: I really want something to eat
person 2: have some crunchy nut cornflakes!
person 1: nah, I'm not a crunchy nutter.

by KK-chan September 28, 2008

crunchy but nugget

some one who is very mean ugly fat (has cellulite) seems to be burnt around the edges and looks like she just got pulled out of someones but.

Montanna! God that crunchy but nugget!

by Tara Olivia Jamie the posse January 22, 2009

crunchy

putting your foot in your mouth after saying something inappropriate

I bet you feel crunchy after making gay jokes around Jim's homosexual dad.

by KD November 14, 2002

crunchy black

noun: when you roll up a crack rock in a blunt wrap and smoke it.

Kid: How am i supposed to consume these crack rocks?

Dealer: You can roll it into a crunchy black!

by krayz walz February 4, 2008

crunchy

1. Absolutely super cool. "That's the crunchiest thing i've ever heard."
2. Hippie-like. "Those Birkenstocks are crunchy, man."

you are the crunchiest crunchy granolahead of all time, dude. let's go play hacky sack.

by noonoo May 13, 2005

crunchies

in foot massage and/or reflexology... slang term for lumps, bumps etc. the therapist usually finds in a client's feet... usually calcium and mineral deposits.

Wow, I was working with Carlisle's feet the other day and he had mega crunchies! He really needs regular massages!

by pegva June 3, 2007