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Buttering the Crumpets

When you cum while pooping at the same time and the cum is spread on the poop before it hits the water. The penis may also be used as a buttering knife.
Yo' Derek what are you going to do later?
Probably just go home, drink a few beers, and try to butter the crumpets again.
What? Yo, buttering the crumpets is easier when you don't drink.
by poopbutter August 21, 2013
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Steamed Crumpet

Dropping a juicy, ripe, musky turd in the gym steam room, cranking the heat and then heading for the showers.
It was as if a demon had sucked the air out of old Dorian’s lungs when he stepped into the steam room and was over come by the vaporous fog of Cedric’s steamed crumpet.
by Dick Onchin February 5, 2023
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Crumpet fucker

A slurr to use against the British
by Jack sparky October 21, 2023
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Crumpeting

When you shove a warm, buttered crumpet up your arsehole.
Last week I caught Bogdan Crumpeting.
by Lord Pervert of Shittingswell November 18, 2023
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porn crumpet

Originates from the band name Psychedelic Porn Crumpets. There are two likely definitions:

(a) Describes a pornographic or sexy crumpet; a crumpet that looks very appetizing
(b) A porn star. Crumpet referring to a sexy person (usually a woman)
(a) Hey Jerry can you pass me that porn crumpet?
(b) Mate, is that the porn crumpet from "Revenge of the Tentacles 3"?
by ssflss January 10, 2023
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tea & crumpets

oh those tea & crumpets look nice
by GrannyNorma21 July 19, 2017
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Donald Crumpet

Any depressing fact about Donald Trump that you must digest.
How many Donald Crumpets are in one newspaper?
by Ereck Flowers October 23, 2018
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