Flying Castelli

Basically, a half and half drink (half vodka, rum, etc. and half mixer), that is made only by ballparking amounts with no exact measurements. Typically made by the college crowd who can only afford lower tier alcohol, it is designed to get you fucked up as fast as possible so you only taste the shitty alcohol for as little time as possible. The more drunk you get the better they are. Another great part about the Flying Castelli is that when drunk party girls ask you what you're making, and you have no fucking clue how to make anything, you just tell them you're making a Flying Castelli. They are instantly impressed and think it's some exotic drink, when in all actuality you are full of shit and just gained some poon points with some drunk girls.

"Man, I am so fucked. Pour me another Flying Castelli."

"Chris had one too many Flying Castelli's and thought he could fly. He jumped off the couch and broke the table."

Drunk Girl: What are you pouring?
You: Well miss, it's a Flying Castelli.
Drunk Girl: Oh my god! Are you a bartender? Did you go to bartending school? That's so hot!
You: Yeah. Something like that.
*Poon Points acquired*

by omgwtfwtf March 4, 2011

half caste

British description for someone who is mixed race, usually half-white, half-black. Derived from the Indian caste system for classifying society in ranks. In this case the idea being that Whites are the higher caste, and Blacks/Non-Whites are the lower caste, and therefore if you're half-white, then you are half-caste.
See mulatto, mulatta, Biracial

About 40% of children in the UK with one black parent, have one white parent. (1997)
The mixed race population in the UK grew by 75% during the 1990's
14% of the ethnic minority population in the UK is mixed race, and over half are under 16 years old. (2001)

by Mike February 12, 2004

castaneda

to be weird yet sexy to the other sex in all ways and to have a large penis or to know how to make any man cum in less than 20 seconds a person that you would consider having sex with but would need a friend to tell you to have sex with the "castaneda"

that guy/chick is so castaneda, would you do him/her?
i kinda want to do that castaneda

by anime 86 June 13, 2008

carsturbation

The act of pleasuring oneself in a vehicle, which said person may or may not be driving.

Most heinous perpertrator is dubiously referred to as the "I-95 Wacker", spotted by numerious WMMR listeners, and outed by Preston and Steve, after he harassed Cathy from the show.

Yuck, that guy in that Yellow Neon with tinted rear windows is at it again on 95.

Carsturbation should be a crime.

by theLitFuse August 3, 2005

Cast

A cum sock that has dried out and hardened like a a cast.

Dude is that a cast on your floor?

by D_COPE April 22, 2010

co-crastinate

to be procrastinating AND studying simultaneously

Alyssa: Devin get off fb and go study.

Devin: Bitch don't hate me, im co-crastinating. Ya thats right. BioPsych is my bitch now.

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Sean: Hey mom, im gonna go co-crastinate because i'd rather listen to some funky dubstep AND study for 4.5 hours than finish up my studying in like 30 minutes in peace and quiet.

by devin the dizude December 15, 2010

Cast Lots

This group of words is defined as a method of determining a outcome by chance. The cast part of this phrase is the means of using something other than human opinion to make a decision; much like flipping a coin. The lot part of this phrase is the object, thought, or action you or someone else is trying to make the decision over.

Me and my friend what to go out and have some fun, but I want to do something totally different than my friend wants to do, so instead of fighting about it and going our separate ways for the evening; mad at each other, we deside to cast lots; to but it in todays terms, we flip a coin, or do paper, rock, scissors. We are able to not lose face with each other and still go out, now to be fair the one who won, should let the other party deside next time what is to be done.

by smodee December 17, 2006