A woman's vagina, because it is both in da middle of her body and is something dat can work wonders to help a less-than-cheery-'n'-chipper dude feel better while he's nesting and/or thrusting his penis inside of her.
If da honey-hole between a gal's legs is a "center console" for a guy's love-pipe, would "front console" refer to da tits of said chick, in dat a guy could soothe and satisfy his "lonesome-and-empty" emotions by "filling" his thirsting hands with said warm luscious pillows of pliable protoplasm? Perhaps said guy's warm fuzzy chest could also be viewed as a "front console" for said baby-feeders-equipped human, in dat she could rest her head against said hunk's heated-'n'-carpeted heart-region and thus be comforted herself in times of distress.
by QuacksO January 02, 2025
When someone is playing worse than usual because of a switch in console. Such as switching to Xbox from PS4
by NRG dizzy March 17, 2019
Kind of like a Weeb but instead of Anime it is video games. Usually known as "geeks" but in this day and age that typically means just a cool overweight guy who likes board games. But anyway, a console licker is literally obsessed with video games where to the point where they participate in zero sports and are usually very annoying. And it also dictates their physical and mental health. And spiritual health if that applies because they skip church too GAME.
Yeah, Porter skipped church again. He also skipped school. And I can see he is online through the Xbox app. What a console licker.
by Kingdom Miracle November 30, 2020
Console monkey: hey can I get some help
Regular person: yeah what do you need
Console monkey: how do I pig in the keyboard
Regular person: yeah what do you need
Console monkey: how do I pig in the keyboard
by Silent humor December 13, 2019
A derogatory term for toxic people who play on a console, commonly Xbox. Mostly seen in crossplay games like COD Warzone 2/3, Fortnite, and others where "Console" can be changed to the name of the game, like "Fortnite Kid" or "COD Kid"
by TD21 March 03, 2024
A trip that your parents bring you on to make up for the trip they previously brought your other siblings on without you.
by Stanksucka D April 01, 2024
The feeling you get when a new console comes out, but It's sold out everywhere and you can't get it.
Friend: Dude what's up you look sad.
Me: Yeah I've been having some console crush.
Friend: Why?
Me: The PS5 is sold out literally everywhere, and EBGames said they're restocking in March next year... Man I really hate being Canadian right now...
Me: Yeah I've been having some console crush.
Friend: Why?
Me: The PS5 is sold out literally everywhere, and EBGames said they're restocking in March next year... Man I really hate being Canadian right now...
by nice rigger November 18, 2020