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Coin fumbler

Someone who can’t handle his coin/money is called a coin fumbler. The friend you are referring to is most likely to seppeku himself.

If you get called a coin fumbler you need to immediatley explain the situation and show everybody involved you are capable of saving money or try to laugh ut off so everybody eventuelle forgets the incident.
Coin Fumbler: “Fuck man i lost my rent money on crypto.”
Friend:”Yeah it’s quiet risky. Happend to me to done that been there.”
Coin Fumbler:”I lost some profit in my Business too… and got towed… and the wheel of my car broke”
Friend:”Oh man your quiet a unlucky guy. You need to stop fumbling your coin you Coin Fumbler.”
by HasikHasbik69 December 16, 2021
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beef coin

A circular, typically dried piece of seasoned meat. Similar to beef jerky, although the look and texture more closely resembles a dog treat.
"Today at work a customer slammed thier beef coins on the counter so hard they flew everywhere."
"If you cant handle a whole beef stick, why not go with a beef coin?"
by LazyLion820 September 3, 2016
mugGet the beef coinmug.

Doge Coin

Doge coin is a crypto currency made in 2013. Originally created as a joke based off the shiba inu doge meme, doge coin is gaining mainstream popularity and rising in value. Loyal shibes with diamond hands shall be rewarded. Paper hands burn. Never sell!
Eduardo had paper hands and sold all his doge coin at $.06. Today he mourns with great sorrow as doge hits $.50

Doge coin is up 500% in the past 2 days. What color Dodge Viper should I get?

Diamond hand dale held his doge for 5 years and is now a millionaire. Paper hand Peter sold at $.07 and is poor, panicked, and pathetic.
by 1lebreezy April 16, 2021
mugGet the Doge Coinmug.

Coin babies

Hosting public events hoping to reach a audience aged 18-21 and make lots of money of them!
how many “coin babies” can we get tonight?
by Dmcnanny22 January 5, 2020
mugGet the Coin babiesmug.

Coin Snatchel

Keeping change and other small items inside your vagina for safe keeping.
Jen: do you have a quarter?
Kylie: Oh yes I've got 98 dollars in change and a small dead robin in my coin snatchel !
by Gal Fieri October 13, 2016
mugGet the Coin Snatchelmug.

Dodge coin

People who are 50 and are trying to keep up with the stock market, and pronounce doge coin “dodge coin” and are insisting to their 13 year old nephew that’s what it’s called
by hebrasky July 6, 2021
mugGet the Dodge coinmug.

Jaren coin

Jaren is a very strong guy, he can beat every one in his school, he is a very smart guy, And the best friend that you could ever have, but he kinda look brownish.
by chonching69 April 17, 2022
mugGet the Jaren coinmug.

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