Chainsawing

When a guy takes another guy's testicle between his pointer finger and middle finger then takes the other testicle and puts it between his ring finger and middle finger then closes his hand and yanks up and down really fast and hard as if you were trying to start a chainsaw.

Chainsawing.

" last night we were chainsawing, now my nuts are swollen."

by Johnny B. And Mr. D October 02, 2021

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Chainsaw Charlie

A middle-aged, virginal saddoe who lives on his own and can't get a woman - so he spends his life bodging DIY projects with his chainsaw (or any other over-the-top tool which is inappropriate) to pass the time and give him a sense of power over his life.

Stan was a bloody nuisance as a neighbour. Every Sunday morning this sad twat was in the garden drilling, sawing, cutting , hammering or trimming with some fuckin tool. I want to kill this chainsaw charlie.

by tiny winters July 13, 2016

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chainsaw on a stick

Redneck do it your selfer tree pruning gas or electric chainsaw. Connected to telescoping 10 Ft handle.

Very highly recommended by professional hard working Mexican yard crews and the Most Interesting Man in the World.

Stay thirsty my friends.

Dude.
I had a limb hanging over my roof, and I couldn’t reach it to remove it..if only I had a chainsaw on a stick. I cut cut that rascal and drink me a beer.

by Jbjr4vols July 06, 2024

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Chainsaw fart

A chainsaw fart is when your ass itches so bad you can’t get to the itch with your fingers so you have those chainsaw farts and the itch goes away in a jiffy.

“Oh man, my ass was itching so bad and when I had one of them chainsaw farts, it knocked the itch right out my ass!”

by w33dhead November 03, 2022

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