calcuicide

death by calculus 1, 2 or 3

the cause of death was calcuicide

by mathsucksalot April 28, 2009

Calculetter

a note or letter you write on the calculators that can type letters. Generally done during the middle of math class as an alternative to passing notes. Great for people who don't have cell phones or people who want to appear indie.

Marina spent her whole math class typing a calculetter instead of actually doing her math work.

by K177yMell March 3, 2010

Calculatored

Using the calculator hot key on a computer to spam calculator applications on an individuals screen while they are unaware.

person 1: Dude, I turned around for like a minute and you calculatored me. How?

person 2: I am ninja

by JC M.D. January 15, 2010

calcasaurus

A derogatory term used to describe the act of adding up or calculating how many strokes a player accumulates when scoring a double bogey in disc golf.

Dude, you hit so many trees on that hole you better calcasaurus.

by ckjamski December 6, 2010

Calicate

Adjective: experiencing pain, weakness, or nausea through lack of chocolate.

I ate chocolate for breakfast because my belly was too calicate.

by Christopher Junior Bus March 6, 2011

calcubation

The act of obsessively calculating your grade in a class. Frequently done after tests. It is highly masturbatory in nature.

Patrick: "I think I failed that last chem test. Well, I guess it's time to do some calcubation. Do you want to join in?"

Timothy: "Nah, I stopped doing that years ago."

by pfflian314 October 8, 2011

CALCUTRON

The child offspring of Megatron and an HP-35 calculator.

Calcutron: Foiled again! I'll get you next time Optimus!

Optimus: You wish Calcutron...

Calcutron: 55378008!

Optimus: .....

Calcutron: err 37

by Mr. Watch and Game January 21, 2013