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Booking Up 

When one engages in sex chat via facebook chat. Oftentimes dirty pictures are exchanged as one describes the details of the fantasy sexual encounter. If one so chooses, participants may masturbate while doing the one handed typing/clicking move typical of online porn perusing.
"Dude, I totally booked up with my ex last night. It was hot." "I didn't know that booking up was cheating!" "My mom totally walked in on me when I was booking up with Susie."
Booking Up by muzykchik January 3, 2010
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Boonging 

Backhanding someone who you thought was competent, but they did something so outrageously stupid
Holy fuck... I should boonging the shit out of you
Boonging by Dickdownyama September 8, 2022

Jungle booking 

The act of scratching/massaging your back on an object such as the corner of a wall or a tree. Similar to Baloo, while he sings Bear Necessities in the movie Jungle Book.
Damn bro, sorry for jungle booking on the corner of your pantry.

You jungle booking son of a bitch.
Jungle booking by 2 shoes June 11, 2017

WiFi booming 

When you shove a bunch of fire crackers into a router, light them and proceed to shove it up someone’s ass.
I love it when I’m sitting in my bed and my boyfriend Grabs the router and some firecrackers and starts WiFi booming me
WiFi booming by Spaceman4578 March 1, 2018

Funny Boning 

The act of putting your arm all the way to your elbow...or more specifically your funny bone..... inside any Orifice that will take an arm that far. For example..... anal funny boning is different then vaginal funny boning which is different then oral funny boning.
Guy 1: tell me why you got rid of your boxing speed bag, again?

Guy 2: Now that my wife can take my funny boning her vagina and butt hole at the same time.... my arms are too tired for any thing else
Funny Boning by LemmeF1ndOut October 7, 2021

gnawing and boning 

Scarberian speak for: having sex. (Scaberia = the home of John Candy, The Barenaked Ladies, Jim Carrey and Mike Myers.)
(spoken like Otto in the Simpsons) - Yeah, like the party was awesome eh ! Every room had people gnawing and boning all over the place ...
gnawing and boning by SuperDave January 17, 2008