bummer

When you take drugs up the ass.

Alex did a bummer with some meth

by niermak July 23, 2021

phantom blumper

When you are getting some great head, from some young and dumb. You are about ready to climax, let out a nasty fart right in her face, cum in her mouth. Then you get up and leave, with a smirk on yer face. Call all your buddy's laugh about it over drinks...

Last halloween, Paul gave this dish rag whore a phantom blumper, and she liked it...

by DR. Greenthumb #1 January 16, 2009

Cat Bummer

one who indulges in the act of buggering cats.

tom is a cat bummer. on fridays him and several friends enjoy a good night in buggering cats.

by Daz183 January 26, 2009

suicide bummer

Catching AIDS is a common modus mortem for the suicide bomber.

Pass the AZT, I was recruited as a suicide bummer.

by Ian Chode February 24, 2004

bummerdog

A dog that is hormonally confused and is dependent on inserting its erect canine penis into the anus of another dog or human.

Luke was sexually inactive for many years until he bought a bummerdog from his local pet store and has proceeded in engaging the animal in its anal activities.

by Tonyman November 17, 2007

Blammer

To hit or be hit by something/someone with great force. To be highly intoxicated.(blammered) adj used also to describe hard hitting energetic music.

Did you see That guy in the bar?he was totally blammered on vodka.

Went to the driving range yesterday . Absolutely blammered 200 golf balls into orbit.

by Drydentested September 4, 2013

Bummer

Oral sex given by a homeless person.

That hobo chick at that mission gives the best bummers in town.

by bayou_rhythm June 18, 2011