Blimping

That sexual act of forcing air into the rectum, via mouth to rectum. Orally, bicycle pump, compressor, balloon. Hindenburging, Zepplining, air hogging

That dude really got blimped. Rough trade includes blimping.

by Dr. Jerry Bagel June 20, 2010

Blimpediment

Short For Black Speech Impediment, Often Confused For Ebonics And/Or Negro Slang...

Blimpediments Can Be One Or Often All of The Following:

Slur Of Words - Thought To Be Sexy By Thick Women
Use Of Not Real Words - Such As Aight, Fo Shizzle, Dogg
Sounds Like Down Syndrome - Ah Man Im Tryna Fuck Shiiit
Sounds Like They Swallowed Their Lip - Theyre So Big
Consistent Licking Of Lips - Chapped And Ashy Aint Classy

(The List Continues... Look At Black People... You'll See)

by ImOldGregNigga October 29, 2008

Blimp

When a piece of peppering gets inside your dick hole when you pull out of the anus. The penis becomes infected and swells up to chode status.

After a week of backdoor entering, i got a blimp.

by OwlTurtleMeerkat October 7, 2010

Blimey(s)

Traveller(s).
Rhyming slang,
blimey, crikey.
Pikey.

F*ckin' bastard Blimeys robbed my bike out of me mum's back garden.

by Tim Upton-O'Good March 3, 2005

blimsters

a word describing the intense feeling of pain when a man gets his genitalia caught in a hoover

"Arghhhh fucking blimsters!!"

by nik "el retardo" May 14, 2003

blimmer

The highly frustrating, but thankfully small (usually) burn holes caused by little burning weed embers falling from the hot end of a spliff

Tends to be hash, not so much skunk or bush, that generate the most blimmers. They cause the greatest damage to synthetic fabrics.

Aww man, I've just got a blimmer through my best Le Coq Sportif tracky top.

by issue23 August 13, 2015

Blimp Option

A literal example of blue-sky thinking. Choosing an option that is so ridiculous that no one else has thought of it.

Sniper Bob: How are we gonna shoot the hostage-taker when there isn't a tall enough building nearby?

Sniper Joe: Dude, take the blimp option.

by Voot Cruiser March 6, 2010