sock blocked

The act of placing a sock on the door of your college dorm, preventing your room mate from entering

johnny- hey jimmy, it's four in the morning, what are you doing in the hallway?

jimmy- larry finally got in mary's pants so he sock blocked me

by long night alright December 29, 2010

Song-Blocked

When you're singing a song in chorus and your teacher stops just before the most exciting part of the song.
Or, when your favorite song comes on the radio and the radio either a) cuts out, b) is turned off, or c) it's a song montage.

Mr. A. stopped the chorus to fix the bass note just as were getting to the best part of our song, effectively song-blocking us.
My favorite song was just on, but the radio cut into static and song-blocked me!

by Chariline October 1, 2010

Blacked

The term used when somebody has had sex with a black man and will no longer have sex with any other race. The term is tied to the adult entertainment series of the same name where black men have sex with white women. The primary causes for a woman to define herself as blacked are usually the taboo, large penis size, and overall sexual performance.

I would ask out my crush but she's been Blacked so I'm afraid I won't stack up.

Chad: "Did you hear that Ashley slept with Jamal at the party last night?"

Brad: "Yeah she is totally blacked now."

by John Cortis December 30, 2020

cock blocked

1)When a girl's friend gets in the way of you making move on a said girl
2)When a jealous ex gets in the way of you hooking up with thier ex-girlfriend.
3)When some one accidentally gets in the way of you and a hot chick.
4)When a family member gets in the way of you and a hot woman.
5) Something complete asses do because they are jealous or just hate you.

1) man#1.Dude so we where hanging out and stuff and her friend Taylor came up and talked to her the whole time it was a huge cock block.
man#2.Ouch man that sucks.
2)man#1.So we were talking at the party and out of now where Kevin her ex boyfriend from a month ago cock blocked me.
man#2. Ouch man that sucks.
3)man#1. Dude last night i was talking to this hottie and my homie walked up and started talking to me, and i couldn't do anything cause he is my dog and he didn't mean to cock block me.
man#2.Ouch man that sucks.
4)man#1. Dude last night I got cock blocked by my grandmother!
man#2. HAHAHAHAHAHA thats hilarious, your grand mother? hahaha ouch man that, thats hillarious!
5)man#1. Dude last night I was going to get laid and some complete ass walked up and cocked blocked me, If I ever see that ass hole again I'm going to kick his ass.
man#2 Ouch man that sucks.

by It's spelled with two T's! March 14, 2009

blickers

Big Gats

Me and my man had two blickers each on the way to the park.

by Killaaaaaaaaaa September 24, 2003

bricked

1. To be hit in the face or back of the head with a brick.
2. When a peice of technology (or a person) fails miserably.

1. When someone is being a jackass, they should usually be bricked:
"I was at the movies and someone's cell phone went off. She actually answered it and proceeded to have a five minute conversation with the person before she hung up. So I bricked her."

by Mion February 24, 2008

Thought Blocked

When you are trying to explain one of your deep thoughts to your friend and your friend switches subjects to talk about a completely random and pointless topic.

Joe: "Have you ever wondered if your future is set in stone, or if you actually have control of your destiny?"

Steven: "Hey look, Nyan Cat!"

Joe: "Looks like my deep philosophical musings have been Thought Blocked once again."

by Miller Bro January 19, 2013