Bean

Someone who thinks they’re to blame when an insult wasn’t directed at them.

Jack, stop acting like a bean

by WPB27 May 31, 2020

bean juice

The juice released from a bean. Every once in awhile a bean will preform a ritual dance before releasing a large amount of his/her juice.

I think there is bean juice on your couch, did you just juice?
Well yeah, I'm a bean.

by Schmaaal September 8, 2020

Beaner Behavior

Describes all the stupid stuff beaners do

Juan: ima go jump my Tesla

Jose : straight beaner behavior cuh

by Moy24 April 1, 2022

council bean

overweight teenage single mother, large hooped earings(parrot pearch earings),drinks and smokes when pregnant, lives on social welfare and singles mothers allowance, not a regular member of the workfoce, none of the children are by the same father, common name for male offsring is wayne. will bang everything, seriously gelled down fringe.

little britains vicky pollard is a prime example of a council bean

by Speedterrorist October 20, 2005

Hairy Bean Man [HBM]

A Hairy Bean Man - HBM for short - is a term used to describe a certain type of laid back, crunchy, shaggy hippie guy. They are generally short - under 6" tall - skinny, guys with dark brown hair and dark brown eyes who abide like the Dude and toke up like Tommy Chong.

Hair⋅y (Pronunciation hair-ee, adjective) is derived from the usual bearded, shaggy and/or Mountain Man-esque appearance of the HBM.

Bean (Pronunciation been, noun) comes from the traditional diet of the HBM, which is usually vegetarian or at least as crunchy as they are. As hippies, many HBMs are also vegetarians, and must get their protein from sources other than meat, i.e. beans.

Man (noun) : obvious reasons.

OTHER HBM BEHAVIORS INCLUDE:
-being eco friendly (or at least appearing to be)
-being a registered democrat (or in some extreme cases, supporting Ralph Nader)
- smelling like patchouli oil
- smoking copious amounts of marijuana
- being an environmental science and/or philosophy major
- attending colleges in Vermont or Colorado
- listening to jambands/attending music festivals
- wearing patchwork clothing/Birkenstocks
- hating the man/organized religion
- referring to jamband members by their first name ("oh my god dude, did you see Trey's set last night?")
- driving a jetta

Hairy Bean Men HBM LOOK LIKE:
- Ray LaMontagne
- Billy Crudup (ala almost famous)
- Devendra Banhart
- Jesus

"I met a really cool Hairy Bean Man HBM on Shakedown at the UC-Boulder Phish show this weekend! His HBM friends were all kinda spun out and needed to shave/take a bath, but he was still mad cool and smoked us all up."

by magnesiumonthree November 9, 2009

Bloody Bean

A nickname for Boston aka beantown describing its violence and gangs.

Be careful in the Bloody Bean.

by That Boston Guy July 5, 2016

jazmin bean

Jazmin Bean is a very nice singer!They do metal/rock songs that are very appreciated!They came out of the closet saying that they want to become a genderless monster!So Jazmin said that they use they/them pronouns!A lot of people thinks that they're weird in a bad way but a lot of others thinks that Jazmin is genius and love the fact that they re not afraid to be who they are as a public personality!I

personally really love them and totally recommend to give jazmin's music a chance!They really have a different style that you can see everyday and theyre style is really pretty and good-looking!

Have you watched new jazmin bean's music video?

by b4by_fl3abag August 15, 2021