A person, usually small, squirrely, and/or nerdy, who sits/squats in the corner and masturbates as he or she watches some kind of sexual act.
by KcHmon December 05, 2004
Any vehicle which has more money and or work in the drivetrain than the actual value of the car itself. The body and or interior must also be in a state of disarray. Finally the vehicle must be faster than one would normally expect it to be based of its appearance. Also the owner of the vehicle usually conceals the true setup/power output of the engine.
Nick : Oh damn, looks like Chris is gonna race that Beater Bomb from Virginia tonight.
Jake: Yea I heard that, word is the beater bomb is getting the hit on Chris's supra.
Nick: He better be careful doin that, I think the beater bomb has a 383 lsx with a 93mm Borg Warner at like 29psi.
Jake: I heard that too, that car looks like shit but it's quick. Plus he tells everybody it's just a 5.3 truck motor with with an 88 precision on it. You never know with them beater bombs dude.
Nick: True that man.
Jake: Yea I heard that, word is the beater bomb is getting the hit on Chris's supra.
Nick: He better be careful doin that, I think the beater bomb has a 383 lsx with a 93mm Borg Warner at like 29psi.
Jake: I heard that too, that car looks like shit but it's quick. Plus he tells everybody it's just a 5.3 truck motor with with an 88 precision on it. You never know with them beater bombs dude.
Nick: True that man.
by FairladyZ February 05, 2015
-the time it takes for you to ejaculate or have an orgasm and try to clean up before someone walks in the house and or room
you - jacking off
a car door slams
you- force it out and the clean up before the person goes to where you are
i.e. buster beater
a car door slams
you- force it out and the clean up before the person goes to where you are
i.e. buster beater
by robwiththejob April 04, 2010
by 707_Saeyoung August 25, 2019
When a man awakens with morning oak, presses the snooze button on his alarm clock and then tries to rub one out before the buzzer goes off
Dale: I didnt wanna go into the living room with a boner because my wife was watching the news so i decided to bang out a buzzer beater before i went out there
Joe: I'm gonna try that tomorrow.
Joe: I'm gonna try that tomorrow.
by Jeffree hunt3r August 20, 2011
by CountReno May 12, 2010
To achieve this act, one must first crack eggs into a woman's vagina, then, by having sex, beat the eggs until they are ready to scramble or you finish, then having her squeeze them out into a frying pan where they are cooked and eaten.
This morning I was horny and the wife was hungry, so we did the Egg Beater. You know, kill 2 birds with one stone...
by The Caulk Goblin April 12, 2011