Nigerian meat beater

Occurs when a male mastribates too hard until his penis looks like beef jerky.

I just pulled a Nigerian meat beater, I’m worried I can’t have sex anymore

by BigDaddyThiccRape May 18, 2019

Milometer Wife Beater

A man with a very small penis who is very good at pleasing women.

Bill is a milometer wife beater for sure! Said Karen to Jane.

by Torlo September 30, 2019

Blue goo beateroo

When you want to make a sock poopet, but can't shit, do you dig some shit out of a porta poty and put it into a sock, then masterbate with said sock

I'm stuck in the field and need a sock poopet, but I'm constipated, guess I'll grab the old blue goo beateroo.

by Bulletnhiney April 21, 2021

dick beater

term coined by large disgruntled pregnant ladies and other various man-haters to refer to a mans hands.

"Now I know you didn't just touch me with those dick beaters of yours!!"

by Christa Kay February 8, 2007

Beavers

Slang word commonly used as a replacement for vaginas.

1) I saw a bunch of beavers at the gym this morning.

2) Popped into beavers for a quick one on Tuesday.

3) Is this club gay? I ain't seen any beavers around!

by NetPreference February 10, 2010

'baters

Loose, comfortable pants with an elastic waistband (i.e. sweatpants) that fascilitate easy masturbation at a moment's notice. Note: this term was coined by @tia_lucia

I can't believe my brother showed up to Thanksgiving in his 'baters.

by spookygrinder August 27, 2015

wife beater

Wife beater is a nickname for "Stella" a popular lager/beer in the UK. It got the nickname wife beater because of the ammount of wife beating that went on after drinking several cans/pints

Pass me another Wife beater man

by sayles April 1, 2005