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Beaning

The act of inserting baked, kidney or mungo beans into another person's anus, following by them farting them out with force, then eating them. A popular sexual practice amongst homosexuals.
Hey Gary, fancy a beaning tonight?
by Popsicle polly February 24, 2018
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Beanie

A phrase coined by the illustrious Sirius Radio personality "Jason Ellis"

A beanie is when a man is recieving oral sex, and just before the power load is released, the female opponent directs the power load straight up into the air catching it on top of her head...If it goes to far and lands on the back of the head it is known as a "Mullet"
This hot chick with a nice donkey gave me a beanie last night.
by Eagle Cock December 17, 2008
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beanin

One who thinks that he/her are punk, but really they are not and they listen to simple plan and good charlotte. Can also be used in reference to anyone who is trying way to hard.
Allister Bean: dude check out my old school connies and my hardcore simple plan t-shirt.

Random: clearly your beanin it....

or

Vinnie: Hey tony, check out my fully sick sub-woofer and ghetto blaster.

Tony: Vinnie your not even Italian, stop beanin it....
by Mark September 30, 2004
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beanie

A stupid knitted hat worn off the back of the head that all stoner tumblrfag art-school dropout "hipster" people like to wear for some reason.
That weird SJW girl with the laptop and coffee has a beanie on and a joint probably in her pocket.
by Tingle Likes Rupees October 27, 2019
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Beaning

The art of bending your back over to produce 'beaning'.
designed to replicate the famous Mr.Beans pose.
related to: planking and owling.
*infront of the london eye* dude, this is a awsome place to bean.

you think we should start beaning on that sheep?
by Emily, Ralf, Jela July 26, 2011
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Beaning

verb: Being to drunk too the point where you have no idea where you are. The act of getting lost.
Friend 1 "Dude where are you?"
Friend 2 "I have no idea I'm Beaning."
by DeltaTuesdays March 12, 2013
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douche beanie

The douche beanie is an article of clothing frequently worn by hipsters and their cousins the Weremoling. A douche beanie is a hat which is shaped like a fedora, but with a much smaller brim and should never be confused with the masculine version of the douche beanie (the fedora). Douche beanies can be seen on A list stars or the simple douche bag hipsters so common to cities. No hipsters wardrobe is complete without one.
The douche beanie can be seen in one episode of the office, on Justin Bieber and mannequins in high end hipster clothing stores.
by Jack Magnum, Weremo hunter April 26, 2014
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