Queer Bagel

A seemingly heterosexual individual who acts as gay as a freaking rainbow. Also known as metrosexual, Queer Bagels can be found almost anywhere. They behave with retarded mannerisms even though they're lame and don't know their ass from a hole in the ground.

Sam: "Little kids on Xbox Live are such Queer Bagels!"
Stephanie: "Fa sho."
Sam: "Shut up, bitch."
Stephanie: "... Asshole."
Sam: "... Freak."
Stephanie: "QUEER BAGEL!!!"

by Zetti March 18, 2009

Bagel Fucker

Someone who fucks bagels (obviously) they insert their penis in the hole

1."Barratt fucked a bagel on the weekend whilst on pills"
2."That bagel really gave it to Barratt, ive never seen him so happy"
3."That Barratts such a Bagel Fucker"

by Daniel Moger October 4, 2006

bagels

a tasty delightful snack which people can use as a conversation piece

mr.stinky whom likes bagels is Gary Coleman in disguise

by Gary Coleman; Charles March 16, 2004

bagelry

Place where bagels are bought and sold. Often found in places like New York City, although many are scattered around the country. Similar to and stemming from bakey.

I work at the local bagelry, where I slice, toast and cream cheese bagels

by Katharine December 1, 2003

Cheesy Bagel

a bagel with baked cheese in it, topped with a sufficient amount of butter for select individuals to use as lubricant for personal masturbation and sexual intercourse; it is also sufficient enough to house any kind of sandwich including a hamburger

"Wow! That blond-haired boy at the Cafe really lubed up well today using that cheesy bagel!! I'm sure he was fully satisfied!"

by Jonas Jakobsen January 11, 2009

baely

The best girlfriend one could ever ask for. She is super sweet and extremely lovable. If you meet one do not loose her.

Baely is so amazing

by brendaneag April 23, 2016

throat bagel

When a man wears a button-up shirt that makes his neck flab spill out over the top of his collar, creating at ring of chub.

Dude you need to buy a new dress shirt, you have a total throat bagel.

That shirt looks a little tight around your neck, did you have a throat bagel for breakfast?

by GunghoJoe July 1, 2011