landover baptist

A fundamentalist Shiite Baptist cult intent on converting every non-believer or hurrying them on to Hell.

You apostate Catholics, Christ-killing Jews, mark-of Cain Negroes and pagan Chinamen gathered here at Landover Baptist church will either put your hand on the KJ1611 Bible and accept HIM or we'll put your brains on it.

by megnao flimpis July 30, 2003

Baptismal Garba

The family celebration of baptism by performing the traditional dance form of garba

Hansa to Praful (translated from the original Hindi): Annie got baptized yesterday. The Smiths have invited us for the Baptismal Garba.

by Godiyaal Maa December 31, 2008

Wejus Baptist

Baptist (usually Southern Baptist) preacher or church member who continually uses the phrase "we jus' (just)" in public prayer.

I knew I was in a Wejus Baptist church when the preacher droned on and on: "Father, we jus' thank you for..." and "we jus' want to say"...and "we jus' praise you" and "we jus' ask your blessing"...

by bethidee March 8, 2008

Back row baptist

Free will baptist who sit in the back row to sleep and hope to not get called out

I’m a back row baptist you know where I’m sitting!!

by Willy0028 April 20, 2018

Westboro Baptist Church

A church in Topeka, Kansas. Their basic philosophy is that god hates everyone but them for supporting the homosexual community. They "rejoice" in anything and everything bad that happens, because they believe that it is the "Wrath of God" condemning people for supporting the LGBTQ community. They picket soldier funerals, other churches, gay pride parades, concerts that support anything they're against (everything but themselves), and many other things. They hold signs saying "god hates fags", "god hates America", "thank god for std's", "fag troops", "thank god for dead soldiers", etc. Most of the members (about 70) are family. They are hated by most of America and even their own state. Their pastor, Fred Phelps, abandoned and kicked out one of his own daughters for growing up and realizing she disagreed with the church. Strangely enough, Fred Phelps was denounced and rejected by Westboro Baptist Church before his recent passing. No comment has been made as to why.

Westboro Baptist Church is very angry and hateful

by music lover44 July 28, 2014

Westboro Baptist Church

A building full of lowlife hypocrites that fill their time by celebrating people's deaths because they believe that they are the only ones who understand the Bible. They think that the 9-11 disaster was the result of too many gay people. How stupid could you get? The amount of hypocrisy and ignorance they display in a day is too much for one person to take in a whole year!

Westboro Baptist Church stole some of my faith in humanity today.

by ledzeppelin1 August 20, 2014

Southern Baptist

Yet another one of those groups like soccer moms and Mormons who would rather have everyone else around them feel as pathetic as themselves.

Some of their known atrocities include burning books, promoting an "abstinence-only" approach to sex ed, and eroding women's lives (not only on the right to choose, but to the sickening degree of "a woman's place is in the home" that wasn't present in the time of Leave It to Beaver.)

As with any possible religious fundy, not all Southern Baptists follow these retrovisionist beliefs. Take with a full shaker of salt.

First the Jehova's Witnesses last Monday, now the Southern Baptists? Jenny, get my gun.

by Dee A. Theis August 28, 2003