Dirty dick beaters

AN UNWASHED HAND AFTER THEY HAVE ENGAGED IN A MASTURBATION SESSION.

Get your dirty dick beaters off me!!!

by Woodeye December 27, 2014

Dick Beater

The terminal, prehensile part of the arm in humans and higher primates, consisting of the wrist, metacarpals, fingers, and thumb or an impression of the markings of the inner surface of the last joint of the thumb or other fingers.

Mom said to wash your dick beaters before you come to dinner. You will be in trouble if I fined one more dirty dick beater on my wall!

by Mary Eileen July 16, 2008

Little League beater

When Someones dad from little league charges the mound and beats the living shit out of a 11 year old kid.

Coughlin! whgat the fuck is wrong with your dad! He just beat the Shit out of a 11 year old kid! what is he? A Little League Beater!

by Erik Matisss May 23, 2010

child beater 69

When two men usually older than 57 have sexual intercourse in the 69 position. While doing so they beat Jewish children and scream Fürer.

Sorry your son died I beat him while doing the child beater 69.

by Hitler's Son-in-law May 16, 2019

Dick Beaters

often used to describe hands that have beaten the male penis.

That woman had some nice dick beaters!!!

by stonerbaby101,WLP&W420-69 June 29, 2009

peter beater

this is a toilet/toilet lid that if not held up with a free hand or a leg , will fall down down, usually mid-stream and smack your penis on the way down.

be careful using that toilet, it's a peter beater.

by frank n. beans May 17, 2006

Wife Beater Car

When you spot the most run downed car or truck (any other kind of transportation out there) EVER and you don't want to call it what it really is ( fugly, shit). Instead you take the easy route and say " Daymn you got's a wife beater car right thurr".

The term is not offending anyone, it's just a way of saying that your car is beat up and crappy. But in a nicer way =D

Your friend pulls up in a crapola car and your like..

Pablo- " HOLY BEEJEEBUS MAN, you have a wife beater car"
Henray-" PSSHT like your car is any better, I've seen those stains in the back seat"
Pablo- " Oh yee your mom and I were ... making cupcakes"
Henray-" ... truce"

by B-ret =D July 27, 2009