as soon as possible 

never

You should finish your work as soon as possible.
I will call you back as soon as possible.

as soon as possible by EMoney January 1, 2013

I'm as serious as dick cancer 

The term "I'm as serious as dick cancer" is a response from one guy when asked by another guy if they are serious.

Person 1- Are you serious????

Person 2- I'm serious, bro! I'm as serious as dick cancer"!

I'm as serious as dick cancer by Hankscolts November 13, 2011

B.A.S.S. 

B.A.S.S. Blue Ass Splatter Syndrome, When you take a huge shit in a freshly cleaned port-a-shitter, your huge load drops into the blue liquid and splatters your ass with blue liquid.

Each day I dread going to work because of the B.A.S.S.

B.A.S.S. by Herf69 December 1, 2007

As Shit 

A suffix added to adjectives to intensify their meanings.

It is hot as shit in here.

That bitch is dumb as shit.

This Easy-Mac is tasty as shit.

As Shit by nrockshard August 15, 2009

tired as shit 

(adj.) To be so tired as to feel like shit and as to feel like you are numb to everything.

Man, I'm so tired as shit, I can't even keep my eyes open; I'm so tired I can't even get turned on by this porno. And I'm usually horny as hell when I'm tired or awake in the slightest sense of the word.

tired as shit by papermachete November 11, 2005

dumb as shit 

Someone or something that is ignorant or worthless to the point of having no value. Also one who displays the fact that they have no common sense or knowledge in a subject.

Fuck, that bitch is dumb as shit.

Really, that game is dumb as shit.

dumb as shit by Anonymous October 13, 2003

pissed as shit 

When you are so mad/angry that it can be compared to shit.

"I was pissed as shit when that drunken man spilled his beer all over my shirt."

pissed as shit by Shaniqua988 March 1, 2009