Appel

Making up a bullshit excuse as to why there is semen on the back seat of your car.

Jessica: What is that?

Stephanie: Don't know, but don't ask Gordy, he'll probably just appel it...

by Phillipt* September 9, 2011

Specs-appeal

The sex appeal a female gains because she's wearing glasses.

Look at that librarian over there, she's got some real specs-appeal!

by a smart man with a computer January 17, 2012

I AM APPEAR!

To appear or enter a thread in an over dramatic and over the top manner.
Often followed by *Poof* to signify appearing in a puff of smoke.
Originated in the Red. Vs. Blue forums.

Poster 1 - I AM APPEAR!
*Poof*

Poster 2 - Holy shit, where'd you come from?!

by TeaTard October 21, 2008

Appelworst

Appel worst is Dutch food. It is saugage with pieces of apple in it, but it's also used as a curse word. Appelworst means something like geriatric punk.

"Hey, you stupid appelworst, why did you do it? I hate you f*cking appelworst."

by Dniworrom May 13, 2008

hanger appeal

The appeal of a large-breasted woman with a great "rack" that seem to "hang" there on her chest.

This babe's hot!!! She's got a lot of hanger appeal!!!

by carlbigman October 9, 2006

appeldoorn

An extremely sexy person.

My girlfriend is an Appeldoorn.

by Kurtis Hanaha April 29, 2005

appetital

of, or pertaining to, an appetite, specifically for food or drink

I'm starving and your taunting me with food is causing me appetital anguish.

by Crumpy March 19, 2005