Phillipt*'s definitions

Norwell

Referencing yourself or using your own medical history in an academic writing about the Human Papillomavirus

Stevie: Dude, do you think I can Norwell this essay?

Jeff: Why not?, your ball sack is pretty fucked up...

by Phillipt* September 9, 2011

Appel

Making up a bullshit excuse as to why there is semen on the back seat of your car.

Jessica: What is that?

Stephanie: Don't know, but don't ask Gordy, he'll probably just appel it...

by Phillipt* September 9, 2011