abort a turd

The act of expelling a shit early, before it is naturally ready to be given birth to. Such an act results in excrutiating pain and usually an increase in blood pressure, rather than the euphoric sensation experienced when dropping a turd as nature planned.

Christ on a bike, that curry last night was so hot I had to abort a turd, it absolutely killed!

by Nigel Fleming July 9, 2006

Allah Akbar

1. Transliteration of the common Arabic phrase, "الله أكبر" meaning "God is Great";
2. An expression of faith and love of God similar in meaning and character to the Christian expression, "Praise the Lord"

Host: Did you enjoy your meal?
Guest: Yes, it was delicious. Allah Akbar

by Miimno October 14, 2008

aborted sneeze

When you feel like you are about to sneeze, but the urge disappears when you are already halfway into it. These types of sneezes are not as satisfying as regular sneezes, and often result in embarrassment and/or receipt of the "wtf" look.

I was in class when I made an aborted sneeze. I had tried to hold it back, but it came out anyway. Rather than sounding like "ACHOO", it sounded more like "ACHoasdfgh". After it happened, I just sat there and hung my head in shame.

by i.have.no.name. December 31, 2009

mind abortion

When you become so bored that you lose your senses and feel like your mind has been ejected from your skull with a vaccuum hose.

Playing endurance mode on Gran Turismo can induce many a mind abortion.

by Dan Devine March 3, 2005

tennesee abortion

the process of giving birth directly into a bears mouth

Stacy could not afford to raise a child so instead she had a tennesee abortion

by meAty chuds October 6, 2007

Post birth abortion

Abortions performed by certain doctors after the childs birth. Usually done in a hospital environment. Legal in nowhere.

The man performed a post birth abortion section on the womans 84 year old child. The child wanted to live but we had to suck the life out of the fucker.

by EthanKharns May 13, 2015

allahu akbar

Actually means "God is the Greatest" but Isis uses this incorrectly. Isis however is actually the complete opposite of Islam.

*gets a good grade* "Allahu Akbar. I thank god for the good grade"

by hamba999 November 13, 2015