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shrink wrap

the process of applying a condom to a soft penis.
that ugly bitch paid me 100 bucks to hit it so i had to shrink wrap it to protect my self from her ghanaria.
by trojan whores September 3, 2003
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gift wrap

piece of toilet paper stuck to a girls pussy.
i was getting the gift from this chick and there was still some gift wrap on that box!

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by tredizzleworth April 19, 2008
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Lettuce Wrap

When a woman rubs your dick in between her pussy lips with and up and down motion.
Teezy gave me an awesome lettuce wrap last night, made me nut like crazy!!!!
by K-Trak November 4, 2007
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dick wrap

i told my friend to be sure that he used a dick wrap but he thought I meant to literally wrap his dick b4 he stuck it in her- so he got out the plastic wrap!
by ( . )( . ) June 23, 2003
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Wrap

Paintball Players Term. Meaning to take a risk and come around ones bunker in order to get a better shooting angle on another opposition. Sometimes resulting in being embarassingly 'caught' wrapping and being lit up with paintballs.
Dude once I put the back right dorido in behind his bunker, I wrapped on the center can! Did you see?
by Kiwiboy August 21, 2006
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Tree wrapping

The Act of wrapping your vehicle around a tree at high speeds most likely being fatal.
Did you hear about how Michael died? He went tree wrapping”
by Edwin17 December 28, 2022
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Sausage Wrap

When your pubes get a tiny bit too long and they start wrapping around your penis within your underwear. Effect is worsened/amplified when your member becomes erect, causing extreme discomfort to both your penis and pubes. Common effects include the said person awkwardly wincing and pulling on his crotch in public in a desperate effort to untangle his pubes.
Guy: *grunting loudly while pulling on crotch area*

Friend: "Dude what's happening to you?!

Guy: "Fuck, I just got Sausage Wrapped!" *continues to awkwardly pull on crotch area*
by daddyposeidon May 4, 2018
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