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Ancient Penis Wisdom

An ancient wisdom of PENIS that has allowed men to swoon, conquer, innovate, build, maintain, command, control, design, etc. From Ancient Penis Wisdom all things have their origin and existence among men.
Example 1
I can't tell you what Ancient Penis Wisdom is, but I can tell you exactly who DOES and DOESN'T have it.

Example 2
Jim: Did you see Eric? He has a great job, just got married to a great woman and they have their first child on the way.

Kevin: Yeah, and Eric just bought his first house.

Jim: Do you think he's acquired Ancient Penis Wisdom?

Kevin: Absolutely. He definitely has Ancient Penis Wisdom.

Example 3

Jim: Did you hear that Norman from High School has had two kids out of wedlock and now he's in jail and the baby mommas are crack whores?

Kevin: Yeah. I heard about that guy. He never obtained the Ancient Penis Wisdom.

Jim: Dude, you're right about that.
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Wisdom

Mikayla Agbamuche
Mikayla Agbamuche is so wise she’s the definition of wisdom
by Macao May 2, 2020
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Wisdom

@Dolphinator23
He gives us wisdom to get through life
by Nikhbj August 22, 2022
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Wisdom

A person who can make you laugh in any situation. Someone who is there for you when you need them. Someone who understands your circumstances and makes you feel better. A best friend
by Me supremacy July 4, 2023
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Wisdomous

Someone who is very wise and elite; basically a god.
Eden is so wisdomous and gives excellent advice.
by vclrgb_02 March 6, 2023
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boob wisdom

Being wise in your breasts.
This is Jack and there is a 30% chance it is raining

“Dang Jack has some serious boob wisdom
by waslrus October 21, 2019
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wisdom teeth

Those molars standing far back in your mouth – if you did not have them removed. The latter may prevent your teeth to be squeezed and complicate your flossing.

Contrary to popular belief, the word stems from a literal translation of Dutch "verstandskies", where the word "verstand" can be translated as "wisdom" but also, written as "ver-stand" as standing far (away).
I was dumb getting my wisdom teeth out.
by Paddy-Whack July 26, 2023
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