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Whining all the Tom

When someone bitches and complains in a passive aggressive way or pulls petty little acts of annoyance, hoping that it will make someone give him some drugs. In such a manner to be just like Tom.
"Oh for crying out loud," Meghan said," why are you whining all the Tom."
by MamaNasty June 2, 2025
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Whaling

The art of picking up fat bitching, (the whale) in a large car (like a Lincoln town car or similar ie a boat). Once the whale has been landed you harpoon it till your semen flood into its blow hole. However, unless you are Japanese please practice catch and release.
Me and the boys gassing up the old Lincoln and going whaling tonight.
by TenshiAkurei June 30, 2025
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Whaling

To slide down a Overweight persons shit covered back crevasse and moaning like a baby beluga whale
Tim: Hey howd that date with that fat chick go
Greg: y'know, a little stinky but pretty fun. you should also try out whaling.
by ProudWhyteSupremysist July 31, 2025
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Whiting

A piece of shit. Will laugh really loud at not funny hurtful jokes. Some might even say they are a jerk
Look at that piece of shit whiting sitting in the office not doing anything again
by Fonz August 14, 2025
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Whaling

Laying naked on your bed after a hot shower letting the ceiling fan dry you off.
I told him to just come in, the door was open, I was whaling and I wasn’t quite dry yet.
by UnionSuitHero November 2, 2025
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Fleck Whiting

A German spotted camouflaged lovebiter, also commonly referred to as a "Knutschfleck Whiting" or a "Flecktarn Whiting."
When a Fleck Whiting comes in for the bite, be wary of it's camouflage concealment. Once bitten by a Fleck, there is no turning back!
by beenerhead July 27, 2010
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The Wailing Wench

Since the dawn of time there has been an expression, that has survived the all the ages - in latin it is "Planctus Puera",in chinese "哭丫头". In english, it is "The Wailing Wench".
It is the simple, but pleasurable, act of slapping the behind of a a serving lady, a serving wench, the waitress etc.

It might be hard, it might be a light caress, and you might even grab if you are feeling cheeky. But it will ALWAYS end with a yelp and a shriek!
Gross old man 1 - "I pulled The Wailing wench on the new girl Jenny the other day, I marked her as mine, THAT'S for sure!"

Gross old man 2 - "You, my friend, are quite the rascal! I have longed to Wail the wench myself for a fortnight!"

Gross old man 1 - " She shrieked like a beast, and, I must admit, it was quite the behind on that one!"

*Both gross man laughing*
by Norwegian pecker January 12, 2013
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