jon walker

Jon Walker is the newest member of Panic! at the Disco. He replaced Brent Wilson on bass/back-up vocals. His hometown is Chicago, he has a cat named Dylan. He is quite easily the most attractive member in the entire band, and doesn't get the credit he deserves.

Jon Walker > everyone in the world.

Jon Walker is the most gorgeous bass player alive.

by drummer_boii February 7, 2007

slow walking

(verb) "beating around the bush", but with the intention of very gradually revealing something unpleasant; a roundabout, indirect approaching/avoidance of a difficult topic of conversation; (noun) a gradual revealing of some fact or opinion that one expects the listener not to want to hear

Megan: ...I had a great time that day I called at the last minute to break our date. I felt really free and relaxed. Suzy said I needed to do what was right for me..."

Guy: Stop slow walking me, Megan; are you breaking up with me?

by Danstrom June 16, 2010

Slow walker

Someone who holds up the traffic in a hallway (especially in high school) because they are walking slower than everyone else. Studies have proven that slow walking is the cause of more than 75% of hallway fights.

A slow walker is the equivalent of someone who does 30 MPH in the left lane in a 35 MPH zone.

by gimmedatsammich May 21, 2011

Walking Sperm Bank

A person, usually woman, who is known for having an assload of sex, all the time.

"Chris' sister is a real walking sperm bank. I'm gonna call her and see if I can make a deposit. I wonder if there's a penalty for early withdrawals."

by Johnny Christmas November 30, 2003

Walking Down Knight Street

A euphemism for slutty behavior. The phrase comes from a story about a girl who went to her ex boyfriends house after the bar one night and when his new girlfriend showed up he kicked her out the back window and made her walk home.

If she keeps drinking like that she'll be "walking down Knight Street" by 10:00.

by BlueFalcon1 July 9, 2010

carpet walkers

"White collar" or middle manager workers, usually located in cube farms or front offices of manufacturing plants, so called because their work space is carpetted instead of bare concrete.

"The system always slows down when the carpet walkers come in around 8am."

by StBill May 25, 2012

Stony Brook Walking

When a college student walks right in front of a car because, hey, on campus students have the absolute right of way.

Boy: Sorry it took me so long to get here, I was driving and everyone kept Stony Brook walking in front of me.
Girl: Ugh, I hate Stony Brook walkers.

by whatsernamex21 September 25, 2010