scoop the valve

scooping a fucking valve
like a proper valve you work with
scoop her out like winnie the pooh scoops out the honey pot

i scoop the valve also known as steph wiseman last night
She stroked my gray beard
I was asleep

by Mr R Gray November 04, 2010

Cun-Nuter valve

1) The part of a kitchen faucet that needs to be cleaned for better water pleasure

2) The part of a women's who whoha that opens when you excited her

I played with her long enough that her Cun-Nuter Valve open

by September 15, 2022

valved

To have it up the arse (roughly).

Man 1: Where you been squire?
Man 2: Got valved
Man 1: Man..... that shits fence
Man 2: Not with a bottle of wine it aint
Man 1: Hmmmmmmmmmm dank, it must flow better

by Roy Orbison December 30, 2006

Valved

When you get matched with multiple ranks higher than your own rank in CS:GO matchmaking

I was playing Agency at 3 AM and got valved

by gocry2urhoe December 28, 2020

Valve

A joke of a company

Josh: When will a good non VR game come out Valve?
GabeN: Yes

by Certified Redditior April 27, 2021

Valve

It means dick/penis/cock, or package. Because that's where you get release.

Now I'm going to go to Deborah and have her check my valve.

by lone_wolf32 February 10, 2022

Bypass Valve

A little-known and poorly documented organ located directly between the stomach and rectum that allows partially digested food to bypass the rest of the digestive system. When activated, newly-eaten food will be forcefully expelled before food currently sitting in the GI tract.

The Bypass Valve is typically activated by spicy food, sauerkraut, or bad fast food. The result, inevitably, is explosive diarrhea that will contain either a) foam, b) undigested food bits, c) blood, or d) all of the above.

Oh man, that Taco Bell isn't sitting too well - I think it's going to activate my Bypass Valve!

by Clamskipper January 26, 2010