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tight fuck

Sweet, awesome, tight pussy, often abbreveated with TF. dicovered by two amazing people i do and do not wish to tell u the names of
ex.1)Dude thats a tight fuck. Dude thats tight as fuck.
by bossnisity September 8, 2007
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tight poon

One who has a unusually tight vagina. Commonly constricts the male genetalia.
Ross's Sister has a tight poon.
by Poon Daddy May 19, 2006
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tight jeans

Jeans that are very tight around the knees especially on men. Often worn by skaters and hipsters. sometimes taken to the extreme by people like Dustin Dollin, Ali Boulala, and Jim Greco. (All professional skateboarders).
I wear womens jeans for the fit.
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Tightarses

One who refuses to pay the going rate, someone who accepts your offers of drinks or whatever and does'nt repay the favour.
That guy is such a tightarse, drank my piss all night then would'nt let me have one of his durries
by jamesbrown April 22, 2003
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tightening the door knob

(participial phrase) the sexual act of grabbing and twisting the head of the penis upon male orgasm in an attempt to increase seminal velocity (and make a cool spiral); the partner performing this act must make a squeaky sound as if a door knob was being tightened
Male 1: My girl was tightening the door knob last night.
Male 2: What?
Male 1: She twisted the head of my penis when I came and I let fly a mighty ejaculate.
Male 2: Does it burn?
Male 1: Yea, but it was worth it. And she's blind now.
by xXxPDxXxn0$c0p3xXx420BL4z3xXx February 23, 2015
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Tight invert

An adjective referring to the superior quality of a transvestites inverted genetalia for sexual intercourse
Eddy-"Yo you see that Russian girl that got on the bus, she was kinda sexy."

Zack- "Dog that's a dude with makeup on for sure."
Eddy -"Yea but she prolly got that tight invert"
by R3d_m4n February 23, 2015
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Jerry Tight Ass

A cheap bastard who usually won’t pay for gas (which comes in a Jerry can thus the term).Usually in their 40s and of the virgin variety
Husband: hey hun good to see you I wasn’t expecting you so early
Jerry tight ass: long drive though car might need some gas
Husband: I just told you to put gas in this morning (stares intensely)
Jerry tight ass: sorry I forgot gotta go (sprints out of room leaving Jerry shaped hole in the wall)

Step son: (emerges from under table) well daddy number 2 guess we can get back to the vigorous ass pounding that was just occurring now that daddy tight ass is gone
Husband: okay but let’s wait for the circus midgets one of them should hold the camcorder
by Brandy boo June 19, 2021
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