this is gross moment

When you're eating something you've been eating for a while, commonly something you've eaten many times before, and you realize suddenly that it is gross. Frequently happens at Subway.

"I ate this brand of veggie hot dogs for months before I had a 'this is gross moment' and then never bought them again."

by AlbertXII February 13, 2010

This isn't fuckin' Tommy Hopscotch anymore

a reference to an act or attitude deemed to be of low or amateur quality, when in fact a higher caliber action is required.

A reference to an inept character Tommy "Hopscotch" Hopkins from the 1996 crime thriller "Kounterfeit".

After losing three straight games, Brad was upset and addressed the team during practice telling them, "This isn't fuckin' Tommy Hopscotch anymore guys."

by Jimbeau McLoverton March 30, 2011

THIS DICK

A comeback most commonly used in a sense of humor. Can also be quite annoying is used to a lot.

Doctor: "Go ahead and take a seat."
Woman:"But I can't, there is no where to sit."
Doctor:"You can sit on THIS DICK."

by Bitch Da Fuq September 4, 2015

this is a joke

A phrase often used to describe hopeless teachers attempting to teach.

Thanks Champion, but this is a joke!

by NicholasBillNickyB September 22, 2013

This Motherfucker

Is defined as a man that will do anything and everything to get the “End results”. A man that is willing to burn down bridges to light his Motherfucking way. A man that protects what he loves especially his beautiful wife Rayeann Garcia and his three beautiful daughters Anissa Rae, Angelica Rae, Isabel Rae. A man that says we shall finish the game. A man that is relentless to get to his goals and dreams especially his “hearts desires” A man unlike any other man He is everything she never knew she always wanted This Motherfucker is Just a little too much for Rayeann to handle . A man that brings cloud 9 into his reality this motherfucker knows Who he is & what he is. This motherfucker makes movies scenes come to life. This Motherfucker walks up to the edge of the Cliff And jumps in free fall saying “I am going to figure shit out on the way down” This Motherfucker say’s “Girl I am for Real” This was once said to the girl I fell head over heels for while on the phone with her 200 miles away and as her door bell rang she received a bundle of Roses with a card saying “Girl I am for Real”and she is Rayeann Motherfucking Garcia. The one that keeps me grounded when I’m about to fly away. & I love to Fuckin Fly

My Husband is This Motherfucker he just knows what a Real Man needs to do. Steven Garcia you are truly the man I wish I Met first in my life you make me believe I can do anything

by Rayeann’s Motherfucker February 14, 2021

this is real puma

1. When someone is joking and you want to remind them that it's serious business.
2. Something for real.

Mrs_Doubtfire: his face is purple
Cassy_007: thats not funny
sandy_pants: hes face is red
KEL29: this is real puma

by dirt nap January 8, 2008

This is your sex sound

A hand game starting off at the thumb, counting off fingers until you get to the pinky. At "sound," you bend back the pinky as hard as you can and the sound that your friend makes is the sound they will make during sex. Popular with the teen crowd, can sometimes result in broken pinkies.

"Hey, can I see your hand?"
"Sure dude, what for?"
"This" thumb "is" pointer "your" middle "sex" ring "sound" pinky
"OOOWWW MY GODD! DUDE!"

- "This is your sex sound" nuff said.

by Fuck you, this IS my real name May 9, 2010