split step

A tennis technique in which you jump up then the instant you land on both feet you ran towards the ball.

Person one:I nailed an awesome topspin on my opponent.
Person two:Awesome, so you beat him?
Person one:No, he did a split step and barely got to it.

by Slipp May 26, 2007

Split a fence

Having sex with a female

Originated from a male and female neighbor discussing the shared cost to "split a fence" between the ajoining properties, then ending up having sex.
Also seen as parting the legs for sex.

by Art Canzler October 20, 2006

Lickity Split

A variation of conalingus; a sexual act performed on a female typically predicated on fornication. However, the act ends abruptly and without completion or any further advances.

Dude, I was so drunk that I gave her a lickity split in the parking lot of that bar last night...!!

by Lickity_Smooth February 8, 2021

split washer

douche bag. also see monkey wrench

honey can you bring me my split washer

by bdub097 December 5, 2017

Dougie Split

When your share of an even split is only ten percent

My mother promised my 5 siblings and I to share the proceeds of the sale of her home, but I only received a Dougie Split.

by RatedHComedy July 7, 2022

Whippity split

How fast a black guy runs when he is about to get whipped by the police

the nigger went Whippity Split a cross the beanfield after the police took out the whip.

by The Name November 23, 2016

Split the chewy

To vomit and have diarrhea at the same time.

The entomology comes from the act of splitting, i.e. one thing being diverted or cut into two different directions or entities and the chewy, i.e. that which has been eaten or chewed.

After eating that old potato salad, I spent the night rotating from face up to face down at the toilet, That crap made me split the chewy

by gweschuck76 January 20, 2011