Tender Gentleman

The act of snuggling up with a woman and gently kissing her.

Paul: Dude did you bang that chick last night?

Frank: Nope, but I gave her the tender gentleman.

Paul: Aw Frank, you're such a good guy.

by Totally Awesome Tim E. May 15, 2010

Onion-tended Consequences Burger

A special burger with onion

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Onion-tended Consequences Burger, it's got onion!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

tenderize

To immerse the subject person in continuous patterns of sincere, intense and highly concentrated physical and emotional affection.

"Tenderized Love" represents the climactic state of amorousness that results between the subject and the "acting party" after prolonged episodes of tenderizing.

Raffi: I'm going to tenderize you so good - it won't be weird I promise...

Jim: Love me tender love me sweet!

by Haleb June 25, 2008

tender dick

Tender dick tends to be a cock blocker. He wants all the pussy to himself. He is selfish. He thinks he is whipping the pussy the pussy is whipping him

The reason he's chose hoes over Bro's is he is a tender dick nigga

by Playboybiatch June 15, 2016

jersey tenderfoot

When a clueless moron walks to his car from the beach barefoot and gets 2nd degree burns on his feet from the blacktop in the parking lot.

Mark Z. got a jersey tendefoot when he went back to his car for a monkey fag break.

by Dogboy Dave April 4, 2005

tenafly cops

Another name for NAZI. They justify their exorbitant salaries by busting peace loving teenagers smoking herb because they have no real crime in that wealthy town. They should get jobs in NYC or Newark and see what a real cop's life is like. T

Tenafly Cops are assholes but the biggest asshole on the force is A. Card Dildo.

by Teenage Wasteland March 6, 2008

meat tenderizer

A ugly girl who causes a dudes dick to go soft.

Aye yo, she a real meat tenderizer.
- I know right

by Ronald G January 2, 2006