royal tasting

n. The act of tasting and commenting upon the flavor found in one's semen after a handjob. Different from swallowing in that the ejaculate must be transferred from another area and not ejected into the mouth.

Man 1: "She gave me a handjob, then divulged the results of her royal tasting."
Man 2: "Lovely."
Man 1: "She said it tasted like salt and vinegar crisps."
Man 2: "I actually didn't want to know that."

by dstiles February 12, 2013

Cunt With No Taste

Ryan

“Wow you’re a cunt with no taste”

by TheWordNinja December 14, 2020

Face Taste

What your face taste like when you Smoke some delicious strain of Cannabis and breath out your nose. Must stay in your face for at least 30 seconds!

Your whole face taste like it!

by Delta9Cartel February 16, 2010

Taste drive

To taste a women’s pussy for the first time, to try to eat a pussy to see if it taste good or not

Girl i wanna take that pussy for a taste drive just to see how good it is. I’m gonna take my girl out for a taste drive so I can try that pussy just like test driving a car gotta drive it to see if it’s worth keeping so I gotta try the pussy to see if she’s worth keeping around

by Erock8435 December 18, 2019

taste of betrayal

The aftertaste that remains in one's mouth after seeing the object of one's affection and French kisses with another MOTAS. Love can so quickly turn to hate.

It was the taste of betrayal, you fucking whore.

by cancerward October 20, 2009

The taste is in the afterbud

when you're out of cigarettes and collect all you're old smokes from the ashtray

-What are you doing! That's disgusting!
-The taste is in the afterbud :)

by B0hem June 28, 2010

singular tastes

When someone’s interests/tastes are considered unorthodox or unconventional. Normally used to describe sexual preferences and it is not limited to no strings attached. Such examples may include rape, raping certain groups of people, primal play, knife play, BDSM and etc.

Christian Grey has very singular tastes. He only wants sex without the strings, he doesn’t do romance.
There’s no kissing, no touching, no talking, no feelings and definitely no love making. Only fucking.

by Sister trowel February 20, 2023