Dzhokhar Tsarnaev

A sick, twisted, foreign, son of a bitch that planted a bomb during a 2013 marathon that hurt and killed innocent Americans, then he ran like a pussy until he got caught by Americans.

(Americans lift a boat in random person's backyard and what do we find hiding like a coward... oh look, it's a piss pant punk ass bitch...)
Dzhokhar Tsarnaev: "дерьмо" (ENGLISH translation: Shit)
Americans: fuck you, asshole, now you've got hell to pay!

by chechnyan chort April 19, 2013

Tarpitz

A beach undeservedly surfed by douche bags who suck at surfing.

You dont surf tarpitzzzzzz

by who is it February 12, 2010

tarpoon

When you are so horny for a black person, you just want to go and spear them (with your cock clearly.)Synonyms include Jungle Fever, Monkey Madness, African Anxiety.

Man I've just been watching the latest Jay-Z video, and now I wannt to go tarpooning.

Wanna go down to the beach and tarpoon?

by Jdawg Smaster October 10, 2007

Tarp

Another word for fuck

Tarp off

He really tarped me up the ass

by Elaine-a-tron April 5, 2017

Tarp

The equivalence to 1.5 beers

Dude, that guy got hammered on only one Tarp.

by Punxataney Phil January 8, 2018

Tsar

A hot guy who typically doesn't like to see people sad. A guy who makes everyone feel better and has really pretty eyes nice hair. The greatest lady killer that has always been rejected.

"Tsar just got rejected again!"
"Yeah, his hotness is too much"

by poopypants762 November 15, 2018

Meat Tarp

A female cavern so large and wide that it resembles a tarpaulin being stretched over a skip.

Dude, that granny last night had such a meat tarp that it was like throwing a hot-dog down a corridor.

by G-love.love January 26, 2011