touch grass

An insult used on people whose views of the world have deviated so far from reality that it makes you wonder, "Man, have they ever seen the real world? Do they ever go outside? Heck, do they even know what something as basic as grass feels like?"

"i'm dreamsexual uwu!! X3" "...go touch grass"

by peckneckpeople January 6, 2022

touch down

come back to

When I touch down we can get married

by ken johnson January 13, 2004

Touch Willy

An Extreme Form of Brown Nosing

Bob's playing "Touch Willy" with the boss

by Bob Smith UK July 2, 2007

Touch of Zeus

When a man has sex with an unshaven woman and the rubbing of his penis on her bush causes his penis to become negatively charged resulting in a static shock between his penis and her clitoral piercing.

Dude...Sarah gave me the touch of zeus last night...it stung like a bitch....

by MinnVik September 11, 2011

touch party

A sexless orgy comprised of five or more people. Clothing is optional. There is no penetration or oral. May result however in arousal.

"Check out that wicked touch party happening in the lounge."

by The Living T Party March 10, 2008

touch bellys

An act where two guys get hard and see who's penis touches whoever's belly first, hence touch bellys

Hey Scott, wanna touch bellys to see whos got a bigger dick?

by Gingerffdddd February 6, 2020

touch squirt

One who is prone to premature ejaculation.

The reason that Joan seems grumpy all of the time is that her boyfriend is a touch squirt.

by riboflavin December 9, 2008