P.E.T.'s (Performance Enhanced Titties)

When a female surgically augments her breasts; improving size and mate-ability. Much like P.E.D.'s (Performance Enhancing Drugs), which have the ability to raise a mediocre minor league baseball player's batting average to that of Barry Bonds (P.E.D. poster child), P.E.T.'s (Performance Enhanced Titties) do the same thing for chicks. You can hear the slow clap in the background --> turning "soft 7's" into "hard 8's".

Hey did you see Jennifer yesterday?

Yeah, from 2 Advil on an ironing board to a dead heat in a zeppelin race.

I'm suspicious of P.E.T.'s (Performance Enhanced Titties).

Suspicious, but thankful.

by IfICanFeelEmThey'reRealsies June 1, 2013

show me your titties!

Quote attributed to Rick James, as parodied in a famous Dave Chappelle comedy skit.
Equivalent to a crowd shouting, "Show us your tits!", but rather this is the cracked-out demand of one high-flying, balloon-headed, stunna-glassed ex rock star.

"I'm Rick James, bitch! Supa freakae.
Now, SHOW ME YOUR TITTIES!"
"Ooooh, the milk's gone bad".

by Chingo Bellamongo October 13, 2006

Titties

A female body part that no man can resist. Males will do anything to lay a finger on the beautiful squishy fun. It is sometimes difficult to even take a look at the curvy chest of a girl/woman.

Did you see those girls Titties?

by The Dirty One :) March 25, 2019

Big Country Titties

Main Entry: Big Country Titties
Function: Noun
Date: 1983

Size D or larger sebaceous glands that secrete milk, are situated ventrally in pairs, and terminate in super fucking huge pinky finger sized nipples.

Titty Man#1: Damn boy, would you look at the cans on that one!!!
Titty Man#2: Yea! Those sure are some Big Country Titties! I'd sure like to squeeze them together and make them fart!

by bolillo loco December 27, 2009

tittle bitties

Little Boobies...small tits

I saw this girl at the mall and she had some tittle bitties.

by Wyatt February 28, 2005

ass and titties

the most important qualities to look for when choosing a female to be your bitch.

Ass and titties, ass ass and titties, ass and titties, and big booty bitches.

by Nick D April 3, 2003

big ol' brown ass titties

brown-skinned, ghetto-living, chicken-eating, watermelon-loving (watermelon aka "Nigger Apple"), female with large, saucer-nipple breasts, vis-a-vie Kottonmouth Kings

Dropping my new biznatch's halter in the back of my brugandy six-four, I saw she had some fine-ass, big ol' brown ass titties!

by pfc. Snowball December 18, 2008