Washington Times 

A daily newspaper, founded in 1982, and funded by the Unification Church and Reverend Sun Myun Moon. Although begun as a conservative counterweight to Communism, the newspaper has gradually won respect for its journalism. Today, it is held in high esteem for its Metropolitan pages and its non-ideological foreign news pages, although the editorial coverage still retains a firmly conservative viewpoint.

Ever since HMB went to work at the Washington Times, his contributions at urbandictionary have tapered off into nothingness. One can only hope that his literary output is being put to equally creative uses.

Washington Times by HMB March 6, 2004

Tough Times 

Often refering to the micro environment (but with acknowledgement of the macro) this term offers an explanation of a difficulty encountered by an individual.

Calvin: I didnt get a bonus this year. Bullshit!

James: Tough Times.

Tough Times by BoredAccountant July 6, 2010

The Life and Times of Juniper Lee 

A decent show on Cartoon Network. Juniper Lee fights to protect her hometown and citizens both human and magical from evil beings. She is "the chosen one", and her family and a talking Scottish puppy give her help and support she needs. It is vastly different from anything else on CN, so despite the lack of more interesting scripts, it fills a void created by the absence of other realistically animated, family friendly shows. It is also very respectful to minorities.

"I like The Life and Times of Juniper Lee. It has some annoying characters and storylines, not to mention a horrid theme song, but good Disney-like animation, light-hearted humour and family themes make it watchable. We haven't seen something like this on Cartoon Network for too long."

The Life and Times of Juniper Lee by BKMorris October 16, 2006

Maybe because I've ALWAYS been faithful to you while you've cheated on me like six times, BITCH.

^Words of wisdom by Ted Mosby, when telling the "truth" about Karen. His first girlfriend.

"Maybe because I've ALWAYS been faithful to you while you've cheated on me like six times, BITCH."
^What he should have said.

Maybe because I've ALWAYS been faithful to you while you've cheated on me like six times, BITCH. by Ms. Barney Stinson June 8, 2010

new york times 

A New York Newspaper, very common throughout North America.

new york times by Anonymous June 24, 2003

The Flying Dutchman (high times definition) 

from the book of senses.

When a person that nobody wants to see shows up out of nowhere when these people hangout,he/she is called the flyinf dutchman.the flying dutchman also has the ability to ruin any plan made.

Amir:"yo so whats the deal,are we going or no?"

Nik:"no The Flying Dutchman (high times definition) ruined the plan"

The Flying Dutchman (high times definition) by Nik Armi February 4, 2010

two times 

Commonly added to fuck you up, or to an open hand for five. Popularized by Buggin' Out in the movie Do The Right Thing.

1. Fuck you up two times!
2. Two times, man.

two times by Lambnesio September 2, 2006