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Suburban Blight

noun.

The eyesore of sprawling stucco covered strip malls, big box stores, and McMansions which eat up open space land.
"That used to be a great spot to go for a nature hike, till last year when the Suburban Blight rolled through and left acres of parking lot, Home Depot, Bed Bath & Beyond, and crap chain restaurants in its wake."
by MuddyRunnerGirl March 9, 2009
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Suburban Slang

Any slang that is so overused it becomes tired.
Also called - SubSlang
Derived in a satiric sense from the fact that anything middle-class and suburban is considered lame.
Fo'Shizzle has now become a good example of suburban slang.
by The UweBolla Virus March 5, 2006
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suburban fireworks safari

viewing professional fireworks displays from second level or master suite/retreat windows from ones air conditioned and pest controlled suburban home or friends/neighbors in order to avoid the elements and traffic.
Children get in the car we are going on a "Suburban fireworks safari" at Mrs. xxxx's.

Kids:But why? Because it is too hot, there are too many mosquitoes and too much traffic.

You can see the fireworks from her bedroom window! Because Mrs. xxxx's window in not blocked by a full grown tree.
by stay at home July 4, 2009
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Suburban Kayaking

Kayaking in the lake that used to be your front yard or in the river that used to be the street in front of your house.
It's rained so much in Rhode Island lately that I've decided to do some suburban kayaking.
by FloodedYard March 31, 2010
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suburbanazi

1. An overwrought man or woman, who travels into a major metropolitan area occasionally, and expects the same sort of small town service from businesses that they receive in their home region.

2. Someone who is very serious about their lawn.

3. People whose only exposure to African-American culture is through The Cosby Show - or Dave Chappelle.

4. A female driver who has received her vehicle as a gift from her father; who is attempting to buy her love.
"Damn, dude. That suburbanazi expects our gas prices to be the same as outside the city limits?"

"Damn, dude. That suburbanazi has great megahips."
by ThisIsBill March 31, 2010
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suburbic

that was totally suburbic
by alayna jerkface November 15, 2010
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Suburban Limo

A multi-child stroller commonly found in suburban lifestyle centers.
Look at those medically assisted parents pushing their litter in the suburban limo.
by Krazy Chemist August 23, 2011
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