scrump

A chick so nasty and disgusting that even beer goggles won't do her justice.

Even though I was completely hammered and she was 150 yards away, I could still tell that Sharon was a complete scrump

by Brian H October 26, 2005

Scrumpet

The classic drunk bitch. Never goes to class, sleeps all day, complains about her homework, never does it, takes adderall the two days before finals and tweaks out for 48 hours, fails her finals, then drinks away her sorrows for 3 weeks until she's failing again.

Those rich bitches from the suburbs of Chicago sure are scrumpets. All they do is bitch on Facebook all day about how much work they have to do and how badly they don't want to do it

Jon: Yo, can you believe this scrumpet? If she spent half as much time working as she did bitching, she'd probably be passing. She should probably stop getting so fucked up every night and sleeping all day

by theillestsesh September 3, 2012

Strumper

A Man or Woman who has an obsessive desire in chasing many women/men.

You are such a dirty strumper!

by Griselda September 18, 2008

Scrump

Too have sexual intercourse

OOOOO....I wanna scrump that fine peice off a** over there

by Audie January 11, 2006

scrumpet

Cross a scone with a crumpet and you have a scrumpet.

Chocolate Peanut Butter Scrumpets are a scrumptious treat!

by l.garnet January 13, 2006

Scrump

A male or female who has no clue. Completely out of the loop on life and helpless. One who lacks confidence/success/carisma/hygene/common sense. Needs direction.

He went to the gym today with holes all in his socks...what a SCRUMP!

My husband has skidmarks in his underwear, so scrumpy.

by bdyke January 29, 2015

Scrumpadoochous

Something extremely cool-the equivalent term of "epic"

"Oh my god I shook hands with my favorite band!"
"Dude, that's scrumpadoochous!

by Scrumpadoochous February 26, 2010