monkey straps

When two black men hang their members over a girls shoulders and get jacked off

Dude that bitch is so dirty she must get monkey straps by everyone in school

by Jaime Lannisterasdasdasd April 12, 2014

hot strats

Hot strategies. Good techniques.

"Oh man Charles gets so many girls he's got hot strats."

"I can win this game easy, I have some hot strats up my sleeve."

by Mancoollllll November 29, 2016

bobby merill strassburg

You will love to talk to him he’s a fun person to be around and his girlfriend is lucky to have him like really lucky “ she doesn’t deserve him” “he’s to awesome for her” anywho he’s cute as heck and could crack a room up with his hilarious jokes i love him and I hope he knows who wrote this.

“bobby merill strassburg”: hey

Me: OH MY GOD DID YOU GET SENT FROM THE HEVEANS ABOVE?

by Queen__Trash1321 May 22, 2018

strasburg sock

when a man can't find a condom on short notice, he takes off one of his dirty sweaty socks and put his johnson in it and goes at it

Not wanting to knock his bitch up again, Cary, in a fit of passion, made due with a strasburg sock.

This skank wanted to do me on the spot, so I had to strasburg sock her.

by libruns February 22, 2010

Aliza Strass

The most amazing and beautiful girl know to man, to have her as a part of your life is a Godsend.
She is so amazing she'll be locked in your mind forever.
She also gives the most amazing hugs and head massage.

Aliza Strass, A woman you would travel all the way from Australia to Germany just to hug.

by Matt Ricco July 6, 2011

Lampeter Strasburg

The girls who go to this school are the dustiest hoes I have ever seen. Always on some fuck ass shit. Always causing drama. Never gets old. All that being said, the girls who go to LS are annoying as fuck and worthless :)

She goes to Lampeter Strasburg right? Yea she dusty! lmao 🤮😂

by Unknown 12171810 May 6, 2019

Straussburger

A fat whore's pussy that is impossible to find unless the fat roles are pushed out of the way. When eaten, it causes severe pains and discomfort. The only cure is to get returned oral pleasure from the strausburger. There are few if not any cases of survival. Eating a strausburger is a death sentence. The first symptoms are a ruined reputation. The virus spreads between sisters. The center of disease control considers this a threat to humanity and procreation.

Hey Brandon, how was that Straussburger last night?
It tasted like rotten fish, I think I am getting sick, I think I am going to go hang out with Kristin.

by Brandon McGill April 22, 2006