Skip to main content

Sarcasmea

A medical condition defined as an involuntary and uncontrolable need to be sarcastic.
I don't mean to be rude, but my sarcasmea is flaring up today.
by Dragonking109 December 21, 2010
mugGet the Sarcasmea mug.

sarcasm bait

a sarcastic statement used as a test of sarcasm and/or affiliation. Used slyly, the person making the statement uses it to gain knowledge of a person's political, religious, sexual, or hobbyist interests by appearing to be on the side of the person they're talking to.
Alan: "Our Exxon Valdez rig doesn't need no stinking EPA regulations."

(ObLIvious) MIke: Yeah, money-grubbing EPA.
(Keen) Jerry: True, but that was sarcasm bait.

Alan: You're an asshole, Jerry, for saying that there should be no environmental regulation.
by Vuilmon November 30, 2011
mugGet the sarcasm bait mug.

Sarcasmdar

An internal radar, thought to be instinctual, that determines the levels of sarcasm directly related to interactions with other people.
Derp: Wow those brussel sprouts smell amazing!
Derpette: What!?! Really!?! They smell gross.
Derp: Duh, I was just being sarcastic.
Serpette: Oh, sorry. My Sarcasmdar must be off today.
by CrazyCarter December 19, 2012
mugGet the Sarcasmdar mug.

Sarcasm with emotions

When someone makes a sarcastic joke with their emotions.
Bob:"Hey, Sarah, wanna come hang out?"
Sarah:"Fuck no, you asshat! I hate your fucking guts!"
Bob: :'(
Sarah: "SARCASM WITH EMOTIONS!!!"
by SteveGuy68927 August 2, 2013
mugGet the Sarcasm with emotions mug.

Sarcasm Fag

Admit it, we all hate it when everybody posts, tweets, and talk about the same exact thing. But there comes a time when that hate solely transitions towards the person who uses sarcasm when describing the plethora of posts, tweets, etc. aka the Sarcasm Fag. This person takes advantage of any opportunity he is given to give back a sarcastic remark that has no relevance with the general conversation in attempt to make themselves appear as articulated and funny. It doesn't make you articulated and funny. Don't be that guy.
Person 1: "This new apple update is crazy"

Person 2: "What is up with my iPhone right now lol?!"

Person 3: "I hate this update, it's terrible"

Person 4: "Wow guys! I didn't realize there was an iphone update!"

Person 4 is a sarcasm fag.
by urbanDicktator November 19, 2013
mugGet the Sarcasm Fag mug.

Sarcasm

Only the most effective way to irritate adults, or any authority figure for that matter. Sarcasm is the use of words or phrases that mean the opposite of the message that you are trying to convey.

Also useful for fighting against stupidity, e.g. "you think it's a good idea to go jump that guy but then say hey man it's just a prank". In this situation, sarcasm is the best possible response. You should say, "yeah, right", in the most painfully obvious way as to say that you are joking. This is because, due to sarcasm's rather contradictory and convoluted nature, you automatically get PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY. The way you use plausible deniability in this context is that if your friend were to get away with it, people might say that you encouraged him by saying "yeah". However, you can claim that you were being sarcastic. On the flipside, however, if your friend were to get stabbed, you would claim sarcasm as to debunk any responsibility for your friend's new injuries.

Also commonly used when in a bad mood, to convey that you are upset but unwilling to talk about it, typically accompanied by eye rolling.
Person 1: "so, how was school"
Person 2: "just GREAT!" With such dramatic eye rolling that they may as well be wheels
Person 1: "I don't like your sarcasm"
Person 2: "what, the sarcasm I got from you?"
by Godly_Goose July 7, 2016
mugGet the Sarcasm mug.

Snarcasm

His snarcasm won the election.
by Baldwarrior June 26, 2017
mugGet the Snarcasm mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email