Smurf Kiss

is when you are taking a crap in a porto shitter and the splashes up and touches your ass!

My white underwear were blue from a smurf kiss.

by Jeff Segelke March 10, 2008

snurfin

another word for snowboardin and surfin... but more extreme wit a lil bit of colorado style added by colorado natives and by north denver peeps... thats how u gotta roll to snurf... snurfin is a whole another level that u got to experience..

"fo we went snurfin today it was sick"

by NINI_303 February 10, 2009

smurfsticles

Blue Balls

I have the worst case of smurfsticles. I need a smurfette to help me out.

by virtualmichael August 13, 2011

Smurfin the Gherkin

When a lady (smurfette) gives a guy a blow job with such enthusiasm she goes blue in the face due to holding her breath/being unable to breath.

Dude, she was so good at blow jobs she never came up for air, she's ace at smurfin the gherkin!

by ireallyshouldknowbetterbynow August 5, 2012

Smurfdick

When you’ve been drinking blue food colouring laced alcoholic beverages all night, and you suck your boyfriends cock short thereafter and he wakes up in the morning with a blue peen.

I sucked my mans cock last night after my food colouring laced beverage ... he woke up with a big ol’ smurfdick !

by StickyNicky87 February 17, 2018

Smurf Cabbage

A sexual act consisting of consuming a shredded cabbage garnish laid upon a blue waffle.

"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned."
"Unburden yourself my child."
"I ate Vanessas' smurf cabbage, and I am ashamed."

by Shabanga95 February 13, 2019

scurfed

When something is both scuffed and cursed at the same time

Sweetie you know i love you, but that bowl cut is scurfed

by the_hoffmann April 29, 2019