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splinterhead

One who runs games in a traveling carnival.
Although often included under the umbrella terms “carny” and “carnie”, splinterheads consider themselves to be of a different ilk, completely separate from sideshow performers and ride operators, whom they consider to be freaks and simpletons, respectively.
Some splinterheads employ morally questionable tactics to draw people to their games, keep them playing, and insure that they lose–firmly establishing the stereotype of the skulduggerous splinterhead.
Indeed, it is from splinterheads where we get the term “mark”, one who is targeted as a dupe in some scheme: back in the day, after a splinterhead had identified a gullible carnivalgoer, he/she might discreetly pat this person’s back with chalk, leaving the unsuspecting individual easily recognizable to all splinterheads.
“Splinterheads don't have the luxury of sitting around in ticket booths or pushing buttons all day. You know, we really have to work for our money. We have to pick our marks in the crowd, and we have to take those suckers for all they’re worth, or we don't make a cent. You know, it is really hard work.” –Galaxy
from the film, Splinterheads (2009)
by chain toker March 14, 2009
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Split Pee Soup

The condition of having your pee split into two or three directions as a result of having sperm sticking the end of your penis partially shut. Usually happens when you wake up in the morning after having sex
I woke up after banging that pooh butt last night and when I went to piss I had split pee soup everywhere.
by Jack Goff October 23, 2007
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split and spit

Porn term, the act of split the ass-cheeks and spiting on the bunghole to pre-lube for some hard anal loving.
by Moustache November 8, 2003
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spliney

"Check out that big spliney with the white girl"
by Paulie Yo March 31, 2007
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split link

All of the split links in Las Vegas love to gamble, but hardly ever tip their dealers.
by Jodie Turner January 22, 2004
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split the whisker

nora likes to split the whisker after a few pints of snakebite.
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