Scum shower

When instead of taking a real shower, a person sprays deodorant all over themself in an attempt to avoid offending others with their odor.

Mike didn't have enough time to take a real shower, so he just got out a can of Axe and took a scum shower.

by teh chez burger August 24, 2009

Awkward Shower

When a situation becomes so awkward you can literally feel awkwardness showing over you.

In order to perform an awkward shower, the back of your hands an slammed against the top of your head and you begin to slowly shake your fingers in a raining motion down your face.

Paul- What's wrong?
Ev- Dude she walked in and you gave a face that said, I've dreamt of ravaging your body all night long for the last year. It was so awkward, I could literally take a shower in it.

John- Yeah dude serious awkward shower.

Paul- Fuck...

by Jizsaw April 21, 2010

candy shower

When a woman is on her period and she sprays her menstrual fluids onto her sex partner's face.

Eric, I had the best candy shower last night. My wife's menstrual fluids were warm.

by AmoLaxi December 27, 2008

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

burnfoot shower

To spray ones self completely from head to toe in cheap, nasty, smelling deoderant instead of having a proper shower before going out on the town. These type of people tend to be tracksuit wearing, dole hoaching scumbags from the scummiest part (burnfoot) of the scummiest town (hawick)

Burnfoot Scruff - here pal av no hoached enough dole money this week to afford to run the shower so before i hit diesels am gonna need a burnfoot shower.

Pal- aye ma anaw av spent aw ma money on cheap fags and buckie so al need to borrow some o yer asda smart price deodeant anaw.

by the burnfit scruff June 19, 2011

French shower

This is what slobby meth whores and the like do before they go on a date. They may not have access to running water, or they are just plain lazy and they spray cheap perfume on their sweaty, gamey smelling bodies in lieu of a shower. Daughters and wives of pig farmers are well known for this behavior before they go on a date with pickup driving rednecks. Their pussieshave a horrendous odor reminiscent of rotting rough fish on the river bank.

I thought Donna was taking a shower first. I mean, after slopping those sows all day. The smell of cheap perfume could have gagged a maggot. When I smelled her gizmo my supper came up. She only took a french shower.

by running out of patience March 27, 2009

redneck shower

When a person is so freakin lazy, they spray axe or some other body spray on all over themselves. This is their alternative to takin a shower or bath. Now they are ready for a night out on the town.

Sean says: hey man, hurry up lets go!

justin says: Don't worry about it, I will just take a redneck shower.

Sean says: Ok just dont take your clothes off you smelly bastard!

by SeanB85 February 11, 2007