by whowouldhaveknown.com October 22, 2023

A period, ranging from one day, to an indefinite amount of time, where one cannot masturbate or engage in sexual activity, due to pure lack of interest.
"Guy 1: "Invite Dan to the party tonight. Theres gonna be mad girls there."
Guy 2: "He won't come man, he's in the slump right now."
Guy 2: "He won't come man, he's in the slump right now."
by Deathmetaller January 13, 2009

Jerry: Damn... That boy Tyrone came to school with a brown shirt and red shoes. How slump can he get?
Willis: I don't even know. He's such a guido
Jerry: For real, i wish he could learn to have sauce
Willis: I don't even know. He's such a guido
Jerry: For real, i wish he could learn to have sauce
by UglyGodsAssHair April 19, 2018

The act of, when one allows the reality of the economy sucking to begin them on a downward spiral of pithy neglect and manic introversion, jumping from a tall structure--but not the Statue of Liberty--to their inevitable death. For what Billy Zane did at the end of "Titanic" when the stock market crashed, see: Slump shot.
As my mama used to say, "When the goin' gets tough, the weak get jumpin'".
Me: Jesus, boy, what happened to TIMOTHY. I HAVEN'T HEARD FROM HIM IN DAYYYSSSS
Jesus: Oh, he slump jump. He is in Hevan now wtigh meee.
Me: Jesus, boy, what happened to TIMOTHY. I HAVEN'T HEARD FROM HIM IN DAYYYSSSS
Jesus: Oh, he slump jump. He is in Hevan now wtigh meee.
by Regis Bungalow September 29, 2009

“Hey is ally asleep”
Yeah she’s slumped asf she passed out in the tub eating Ben and Jerry’s ice cream
Yeah she’s slumped asf she passed out in the tub eating Ben and Jerry’s ice cream
by Allysalinas506 December 2, 2021

by 3y3s0nth314nd0nly__Gen4 November 8, 2023
