Sloke

The act of poking someone while they are asleep.

Note: In Glasgow, to "poke" a girl is the same as to finger her.

Guy 1: How did your date go last night? Any action?
Guy 2: She fell asleep on the sofa, so I just sloked her and went home.

by lauracide January 8, 2011

slork

The ultimate level reached by an individual that has become one with the Clout.

Wow, that guy has maxed out on the Clout scale. He is so Slork.

by cloutlife May 17, 2018

slomo

(n) Someone who is both gay and retarded.

Dave is a slomo because he is both gay and retarded.

by muthafugga March 9, 2004

slok

a male who has had sex with his little brother

"just because you had sex with your little brother, you slok"

by sasha mcdonald July 29, 2006

Slooking

Alternative Meaning:

Single and Looking - An individual who is not in any kind of relationship and is looking for companionship.

People who are slooking would love to go on dates.

by Cutiejuice December 10, 2012

Slonky n-word

A crazy person with an above average sized cock.

- Julian you is a slonky n-word!

by Kurtkorv October 8, 2019

Slonked

A welsh term for when you knock someone out so hard they either start to foam out the mouth or start to have a seizure or both

Did you here Mattew just slonked Jamie he is literally in the hospital recovering

by Fat slobby gremmy January 2, 2019