Scuffler

A person who is hard to get a grip on while fighting. They constantly spaz out and you can't get a good grip to beat the $#!+ out of them.

Guy:"You ain't tryna fight this dude are you? He'll kill you!"
Dude:"Pshh man, I'm an expert scuffler."

by Bluntman187 April 12, 2010

puerto rican shuffle

To switch two lanes on the highway at once.

Shit fool, you almost created an accident trying to pull a puerto rican shuffle

by freeryder March 13, 2009

No pants shuffle

Upon realizing that the bathroom in which you have just taken a deuce is void of toilet paper (TP) one must then preform the No pants shuffle which is a sidestepping manuver with the pants around the ankles towards a source of TP intended to prevent dukie from toutching the undergarments or back of knees. This should preferable be a clandestine and undetectable opperation.

I had to do the no pants shuffle all the way down the hall when my mom caught me.

by Moogilator and Berzerker May 16, 2006

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger

Masturbation.
In other words:
Choking the chicken
Choking the monkey
wacking off
jerking off
shaking hands with man's best friend
teasing the weasel

Dude, we all know that last night you did the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

by Alex Bahder January 27, 2006

Shaffstalled

The level of intoxication at which a person has lost virtually all coordination (and/or dignity). Begins to occur about 5 drinks after crunk. Broken glass, public napping, and embarrassing facebook photos typically result.

"Will you judge me if I get completely shaffstalled tonight? It's been a really long week."

"Ughh, where am I? And why is my foot bleeding? I must have been so shaffstalled last night..."

by LP$ October 9, 2009

Bawls Shaffin'

1. What you call the most legit white guy in your crew

2. Slang for hittin' bitches, gettin' in their britches, smokin' blunts and fu...treating women appropriately.

Yo man, you see that guy? Bawls Shaffin'. Need I say more?

I was bawls shaffin' all day, erryday.

by Walter Mondalegribble June 15, 2011

sheffield

A city in south yorkshire, The first official football team was made there and its main industry was Steel and a bit of coal mining, Maggie closed them all down and it became quiet poor, it is now under bid redevelopments. It has a huge multicultural community and a massive student population

Southerner: That cities dirty
Northerner:Stfu you rich tax evading prick.

United fan: SHEFF UNITED FTW
Wednesday fan: WEDNESDAY FTW
*big fight*

Sheffield: big, better than leeds
Leeds:Big,better than sheffield

by sheffield citizen May 28, 2009