shmoes

cool shit, nice guy. also has a bigger penis then vokoun

I :heart: shmoes, because he's cooler then vokoun.

by some random cool person February 1, 2005

shmohan

Indian urban termoinology(slang) used to describe of a homosexual tendancie.

"Jaa Ka woh shmohan ka muh pai gaand daal"

by u like to suck May 13, 2005

schmop on my domepiece

the act of receiving a blow job

Guy 1 - Dude, shes gonna schmop on my domepiece tonight.
Guy 2 - Sweet.

by gin078 May 20, 2009

shlopped

Incredibly shit faced. Hammered. Point of no return in terms of intoxication.

I had to get tottally shlopped because she was a butter face.

by carmello d. September 23, 2013

Schmopped

What happens to Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino on the 5th episode of the 4th season of Jersey Shore.

Mike: I DON'T DO NOTHING WITH YOUR RELATIONSHIP TOUGH GUY! LET'S DO IT!!!
(Fight ensues)

Ronnie proceeds to Schmopp Mike for 18 seconds and puts him in a neck brace.

Me: Oh shit, Mike got SCHMOPPED!

by Lalton August 28, 2011

shloppy

verb: to shloppy.
To shloppy someone is to launch, from close range may i add, a soaking wet handful of tissue into someone's face whilst they are passed out on the sofa. The person throwing will shout shlo-oppp-y in a high pitched voice moments after impact. Traditionally, the victim's reaction is caught on several mobile phone video cameras so the moment can be cherished over and over and over again.

1. (a):DJ got shloppied again last night, twice!
(b):poor geezer, he's always the first one to nod off
(a):it was well funny
(b):do you remember when big Kenny hit him with the shloppy?
(a):ha hah ha hah ha ha.

2. (a):Shlooooopppppyyy!!!
(b):Wanker!!
(a):ha hah ha ha ha hah
(b):you're such a prick!
(a):ha ha hah hah ha ha ha
(c,d,e...) :ha ha hah hah hah ha ha ha!

by Mr Lowca August 11, 2006

shmo

An Amish man. Mostly used in the midwest near Amish communities.

Those shmos are crazy not to use electricity, but they really know how to build houses.

by olygirl October 8, 2006