Dinosaur-shman

Like a renaissance man, but with bigger teeth

My dads a real dinosaur-shman when it comes to technology

by Turdferrgison February 20, 2019

Ball shmear

When a man dunks his sweat balls in ink and drags it across a surface.

Dave: hey terry wanna go ball shmear the school?
Terry: No! Remember when we almost got caught!

by Shid man November 5, 2021

Mein Shmeagle

Shmeagle yes yummy yes tasty yes happy

Mein Shmeagle IS YUMMY very yumu he eat dog he eat cat Dr. Sex-

by Dr. Sexxxx August 8, 2021

shlurp my shmeat

What Matthew does to my exceedingly large phallus

"wow, the only thing Matthew does is shlurp my shmeat!"

by tekritin February 7, 2018

shman

an androgynous male, esp. of the long-haired variety. often to be found in fashion ads for teen magazines.

i love shmen.
i saw a shman downtown today- i wish ashley and sarah had been there.

by agent cyanide March 31, 2003

Shmeagle

Lovable little tramp in The Lord of the Rings. Often seen arguing with his inner demon "Gollum". Can be recognized by his lack of knowledge about "taters" and his habit of beating fish.

Shmeagle~~He's the nasty looking guy that bit of frodos finger.

by Greg Halloran August 17, 2006

Shmeadly

"Shmeadly" is the inflected form of "Smead". This is the form used by sophomores in ACHS and the Biology teacher. It means, oddly enough, the exact opposite of Smead.

Nah, Smead's not a Smead, he's a Shmeadly!

by Shouryu September 8, 2004