Sharaen

Very annoying person to know. Is very loud and wears glasses

me: Oh god it's Sharaen
him: Here we go again

by Luckidy June 6, 2022

Salary Wank

To masturbate whilst at work.

"Has anyone seen Charlie?"
"Yea...he's ducked off for a Salary Wank"

by Guido Lasalsa July 3, 2022

Salary Wank

To masturbate while undertaking paid employment.

"Has anyone seen Charlie? "
"Yea, I think he's ducked out for a Salary Wank"

by Guido Lasalsa July 3, 2022

shåårt the fårk up

A term used to shut someone up

"Try to shåårt the fårk up"

by proud member of tja squad October 24, 2023

China Salary

A very low annual salary which when divided by the hours worked by an employee, calculates as equal to or less than minimum wage. Often used for non-management roles in salary-orientated business to make workers unaware that they are being paid minimum wage, or less than minimum wage.

The term is derived from the fact that many large companies send their manufacturing work over to China, to get extremely cheap labour.

Typically employed in workplaces where an "extra duties" or "extra hours" clause is present in employee's contracts, requiring them to work sporadic additional hours without additional pay.

Fairly common, but goes unnoticed when salaries are not increased over the years.

Worker 1: I don't know why Chris says the company doesn't appreciate him, he works really hard, how can they not be appreciating him?
Worker 2: Didn't you know? He's on a China Salary.

by Boris K March 18, 2013

Dirty shar

The act of inserting a zooper dooper into oneself then having someone eat it afterwards

I cleared my freezer out after doing a dirty shar

by fhdksuf July 18, 2020

shar

Pittsburgian talk for a shower

I'll be down in ten minutes i have to shar.

by Ray42 November 7, 2006