Shampooed russalo

When you premature a polish brunch.

Totally Shampooed russalo with a Dirty Austin last night.

by Snedely McSaggins May 27, 2023

Shampoo banana

a much better version of champaign urbana. only true townies and members of illini-nation are allowed to use this word. it has origins in 410 E Healey, the social circles of green street, and the elite socialites of Kams and Lion.

Sam: Are you from Champaign or Urbana?
Nick: No, I'm from Shampoo banana
Ani: I'm moving out

by sid6969 October 27, 2021

Shampooed

When some ones been living under a rock for their whole life

Omg jess your have you been shampooed

by J2hundred July 14, 2021

The act of ripping a girl's ass and pouring shampoo down the middle.

Herbal Essences.

Herbal Essences is the act of ripping a girl's ass and pouring shampoo down the middle. According to Urban Dictionary, at least.

by bruhthisismyhandle August 28, 2021

Shampoo

When one wakes up after a night of binge drinking and begins drinking again, immediately becoming drunk due to residual inebriation. “Rinse and repeat,” much like the instructions on a shampoo bottle.

“It’s 10am an we just started tailgating. How are you already hammered?”

“I shampooed.”

by HibiscusWatergate June 20, 2021

fuck your shampoo

The thing @lancebkr on TikTok always is saying to do and it supposedly helps your hair for some people. 🗿🗿🗿

Dude, you gotta fuck your shampoo🗿

by AverageAdonislover69 August 14, 2022

work shampoo

Shampoo you leave at work to wash your clip in hair extensions that you are still wearing from the night before for a last minute happy hour randevu with a new boo.

Why do you have shampoo at work?
It’s my work shampoo.

by Ginap September 2, 2022