fuck your shampoo

The thing @lancebkr on TikTok always is saying to do and it supposedly helps your hair for some people. 🗿🗿🗿

Dude, you gotta fuck your shampoo🗿

by AverageAdonislover69 August 14, 2022

Shampoo

White sticky stuff that gets in your hair

John: I’ve got white sticky stuff in my hair
Evan: is it cum

John: NO ITS SHAMPOO

by WilburSoot! September 18, 2023

Shampooed

When some ones been living under a rock for their whole life

Omg jess your have you been shampooed

by J2hundred July 14, 2021

shampoo

Thing you use to wash your hair.
If you’re here to see why is it called shampoo, here’s the reason:

Shamshit was inappropriate.

I need some shampoo

by hydrofungus July 30, 2023

Pouring the shampoo

Pouring the shampoo is when you ejaculate on your partner.

I was with this girl, and I was pouring the shampoo all over her!

by Your mother 6969 June 30, 2024

mexican shampoo

a shank to the butt in prison

Be careful near Johnny. He gave me a Mexican Shampoo in the showers last week.

by moooomo December 8, 2017

Soggy shampoo

The lube of true smart people

When i jack of i use soggy shampoo

by Not soggyshampoo October 5, 2020